And was outside of the bar SCREAMING like a lunatic into his phone? I’m sure people walking in asked the bartender “what’s wrong with that fat retard outside?”Lol his friends just didn’t care he was randomly gone for a half hour?
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And was outside of the bar SCREAMING like a lunatic into his phone? I’m sure people walking in asked the bartender “what’s wrong with that fat retard outside?”Lol his friends just didn’t care he was randomly gone for a half hour?
You know he was bragging about his big important story to anyone with ears for weeks - he made sure to be at hooligans when he said he would call so he can tell everyone “excuse me it’s the HUFFINGTON POST calling, gotta take this!” While everyone ignored him.It must have been pretty awkward to go back into Hoolis after screaming at the HuffPo reporter for 40 minutes. You know he had really built up the big article he was going to appear in and now he was angry. Wha happen?
" Remember all those phone interviews from the Huff Post I was stepping out to do and that I was going to get national attention from? It was the trolls Im trying to sue. Can I get a shot of whiskey?"And was outside of the bar SCREAMING like a lunatic into his phone? I’m sure people walking in asked the bartender “what’s wrong with that fat retard outside?”
Why's he so mad if he wasn't the one who had to pay?
his hair, or his arteries?
Yes, and he seems to think that is somehow a win for him.So pat is saying he cant afford to pay his own debts.
And for some reason thinks we will never find out who it was even though we find out everythingYes, and he seems to think that is somehow a win for him.
It explains why he is acting like he was unaffected by it. Basically " Fuck those suckers that helped me." Im assuming he is on some new payment plan to cover that. I hope it has a high interest rate if so. He still have to come up with the money, he just doesnt have to cut a check to Jerry Jen every month and its no longer a concern for Quasi on if he will get that money. I have faith that Pat will fuck up those payments and whoever cut that check will regret helping him.Yes, and he seems to think that is somehow a win for him.
I firmly believe it was a Lynn bail out. He had to have his wife beg her mother to cash out some retirement savings to save the portly man child from a weekend stint in jail.It explains why he is acting like he was unaffected by it. Basically " Fuck those suckers that helped me." Im assuming he is on some new payment plan to cover that. I hope it has a high interest rate if so. He still have to come up with the money, he just doesnt have to cut a check to Jerry Jen every month and its no longer a concern for Quasi on if he will get that money. I have faith that Pat will fuck up those payments and whoever cut that check will regret helping him.
Sounds like a taxable benefit.
There is only two or three options and I think this place has already speculated them. Probably a big reason he will try to keep it a secret because he doesnt want to see the people that were right do a victory lap.I firmly believe it was a Lynn bail out. He had to have his wife beg her mother to cash out some retirement savings to save the portly man child from a weekend stint in jail.
Pat is a faggot. He can't own up to his own gusto, so it's all worthless. He's a sad sack of shit who missed yet another opportunity to harden himself into the actual tough guy he yearns to be
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