I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3

[MunchausenByProxy]

I can count on one hand the things that Im more passionate about than Quasi getting Pats money and possessions, and still have a couple fingers leftover

 

[Guest]

I think that's the recent round of subpoenas with the SFWA Kidfuckers. They won, but the costs passed through to Piggy.

And to contest or argue that, Pigman would need to probably go to court or hire a lawyer, both scenarios where he would be advised to pay his bill (if he could even afford his own lawyer).

Beautiful beautiful stuff.

 

[Guest]

gee I hope nobody takes the grand total he owes, then starts telling him different luxury items he could have bought instead

1.) 20,000 pairs of white sunglasses
2.) Ford Focus
3.) Liposuction

He could have gotten that sweet sweet Focus RS with snow tires. A shame!

 

[NoBacon]

The Oopsie’s are well and truly doopsie’d

 

[guest]

gee I hope nobody takes the grand total he owes, then starts telling him different luxury items he could have bought instead

1.) 20,000 pairs of white sunglasses
2.) Ford Focus
3.) Liposuction

Brewers season tickets behind home plate for 4 years, includes full buffet every game. Or decent outfield box seats for about 14 years.

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[SFWA liaison]

what's next for Jerry? going after one of Pat's publishers? his agent? migrating the enforcement to Wisconsin? Depose Nikki?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

what's next for Jerry? going after one of Pat's publishers? his agent? migrating the enforcement to Wisconsin? Depose Nikki?

We don't know who else he sent subpoenas to. SFWA are, as far as we know, the only ones who objected.

 

[guest]

Pat must be developing a brain tumor by ignoring this.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

We don't know who else he sent subpoenas to. SFWA are, as far as we know, the only ones who objected.

Judging by the amount, I think that's the only one subpoenaed.

 

[guest]

Judging by the amount, I think that's the only one subpoenaed.

There’s no way he hasn’t subpoenaed his publishers.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

There’s no way he hasn’t subpoenaed his publishers.

If you look at the line - $162.75, that's roughly the filing/service cost per subpoena. That's why I'm speculating just the one in SF County court.

There may be other entities hit in other courts, but I don't see anything yet.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Real nice, Patrick. Congratulations to you for voluntarily bringing the legal system into your life for a case you were never going to win and an amount you could never afford.

Which is why you’re trying not to pay it. The problem with that sweetie, is that the legal system is involved and they have the receipts. They know what you owe and they expect you to pay because that’s what they told you to do.

But I’m sure they’ll be fine with you just not paying. They’ve never gotten mad at people for not doing what they say.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Hey Pat, if you never filed your frivolous lawsuit, you could have used that money--plus what you now owe Quasi--to buy a 1968 Ford Mustang GT Fastback. You know, the actual type of car Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt and not your shitty 6 cylinder rust bucket. Too bad, I guess. What a fucking idiot.

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[UnPRePared]

Not to get out of line here guys, but this Patrick fella?

Forgive my language...


He seems like a real jerk.

 

[SFWA liaison]

There’s no way he hasn’t subpoenaed his publishers.

SFWA is incorporated in California, not sure how/if it complicates things that the publishers are not in the jurisdiction of CA courts

 

[guest]

Wow. Is this legally binding like the judgement or just being claimed by Rahul? This is such an extreme amount of money, I almost hope Quasi takes it easy a little bit so fatso can't declare bankruptcy to get out of it

 

[SpaceEdge]

speculate speculate

 

[NoBacon]

Wow. Is this legally binding like the judgement or just being claimed by Rahul? This is such an extreme amount of money, I almost hope Quasi takes it easy a little bit so fatso can't declare bankruptcy to get out of it

It is if he doesn’t contest it, which he won’t because he can’t afford to

 

[SFWA liaison]

Wow. Is this legally binding like the judgement or just being claimed by Rahul?

The pig can contest it and try to convince a judge that pursuing the SFWA subpoena wasn't "reasonable and necessary" to enforce the judgement. That's the standard to determine whether creditor is or isn't entitled to it.

Pig's lack of cooperation doesn't help his case, but I wonder if he can use the fact that the subpoena was deemed "overbroad" by the courts to attack it's reasonableness. I also wonder if Pig has to contest it within a certain period of time.

In any case it'll cost him money lol get fucked pigger

 

[guest]

I hear drums