Woahhhh is that sort of language warranted?
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I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3
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The app didnt do anything
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GO BACK TO YOUR SQUAD! LOOK IT UP!
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Go back to your squad?? Does anyone call a police station a "squad"? I've never heard it called that...
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I think he meant to say squad car. Our piglet tends to talk like a retard when he gets flustered. Like when he's mispronouncing his own name in court or threatening stlakers on a victimhood podcast (if I ever do any see of them and they all KNOW IT)
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I think shifts are broken up into squads, but thats a question for our resident narc @Pringle Can Lothario
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For us, patrol officers are organized into squads. A squad is an area within a precinct (MPD calls this a district) - typical a couple miles N-S and E-W. The squad is divided into beats which are a few blocks N-S and E-W, which a 1- or 2-officer team work.
Where I'm at, it's organized into bureaus and then units/details. Here at our Felony Criminal Treason Police Department, we get a kick out of Fatrick screaming to go back to the squad. Nigga...they're in the squad already. Of note, certain Fatrickisms from that rant (youuuuuuuu, yearrsssssssss, etc.) have entered the lexicon in my unit.
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I would like to schedule a ride-along.
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I think you’ve answered this a bunch of times but how lucky is Pig his little outburst didn’t land him in jail/a mental health institute?
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He's very lucky he didn't get a 72-hour mental hold. I guarantee if someone knew about his gun exploits here, his ass would be in a ward and his toys taken away. Or just flat out shot his ass...we have an abnormally higher than normal rate of doing that.
Jail? Probably less so...before 2020, it would have been a sure thing. But since the ChinkyJewFlu, there's a lot of catch and release. I know a lot of the guys on the street are pissed because it's the same paperwork for an arrest, only to have a dickhole get out in a day on a promise to appear (that's a release on recognizance, Dan).
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Basically I fuck around here on my tablet, and investigate white collar crimes. Mostly Fatrick's retarded brethren bilking elderly clients on insurance scams. The pre-Boomers I feel bad for, but the Boomer victims are greedy and a pain in the ass to deal with.
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That's all well and good, but I still like to picture you this way
PCL, fawk yeah
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!
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I think they called the detectives area The Squad on NYPD Blue but Torque is no Andy Sipowicz
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I love it when those idiots try that shit and get a wooden shower from cops. I remember one guy rolled his window up and wouldn't roll it down or come out. I could see the cop getting pissed and finally he smashed the window and pulled the guy out the car. Fuck those guys.
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MY MOTHER IN LAW PAYS YOUR SALARIES
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