I saw a possum today

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

My cousin had a skunk at one point and that was kind of cool. It was a lardass. I watch a YouTube channel that's just some guy running an animal sanctuary from his yard and he's always got a possum on his shoulder. He says the thing just annihilates rodents and it does seem cuddly. The guy also has some big crazy bird named Kevin that he has to literally physically fight all the time too. Every time he turns his back the thing tries to attack him so he carries a garbage can lid and uses it like a shield and bashes the bird in the head with it.

skunks are cute as shit but the spraying thing can be a pain. and they will dig in your yard. Possums (opossums is also correct) are immune to rabies and eat crazy amounts of ticks and shit so they are really beneficial.

 

[guest]

I thought raccoons were getting into my garbage but it was a dirty old possum. I finally saw it and it looked at me and I actually verbalized a small sound of fear because I was taken aback at how fucking ugly it was. It looked like Mason Verger from Hannibal.

Then another night a raccoon tried to break into my girlfriend’s place and it eventually popped open a screen to my back room and it knocked over and broke some shit. I have some of it on video


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Cute lil’ mug. Are they dangerous?

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Cute lil’ mug. Are they dangerous?

No not really. A rabid one or a mom with babies might be a fawkin’ problem but this one was a youngster. It just ran off when I stepped closer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought raccoons were getting into my garbage but it was a dirty old possum. I finally saw it and it looked at me and I actually verbalized a small sound of fear because I was taken aback at how fucking ugly it was. It looked like Mason Verger from Hannibal.

Then another night a raccoon tried to break into my girlfriend’s place and it eventually popped open a screen to my back room and it knocked over and broke some shit. I have some of it on video


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Coons really are pretty niggerish. And yeah, it really is shocking how much possums look exactly like George Jones. Cool trunks, by the way.

 

[aRTie02150]

Cute lil’ mug. Are they dangerous?

They're extremely curious of everything including humans.

 

[aRTie02150]

They're also good for gardens.

Opossums and Gardening: A Few Things to Know - The National Wildlife Federation Blog

The opossum is one of the most frequently encountered U.S. wildlife species, showing up in woods and swamps, plains and marshes, cities and suburbs—and in backyard gardens, where it may … Read more

blog.nwf.org

Like I said, Real Ass Dudes.

 

[guest]

They're also good for gardens.

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Like I said, Real Ass Dudes.

Possums are fucking based!

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Coons really are pretty niggerish. And yeah, it really is shocking how much possums look exactly like George Jones. Cool trunks, by the way.

My GF loves piling Facebook marketplace stuff up in her place.

Lol they do look like George Jones. My friend and I used to watch the George Jones show and just laugh at his haircut. We were retards (still are).

 

[guest]

My GF loves piling Facebook marketplace stuff up in her place.

Nice wearing the pants in the relationship, stupid. Get that bitch in line! No disrespect.

 

[aRTie02150]

Possums are fucking based!

Fawk yeah they are. Imagine being resistant to both snake venom and rabies while eating anything that's edible, including dead stuff while posing no threat to the humans they live along side with and for millions of years possibly eating dinosaur eggs and walking around at night chilling.

 

[guest]

Fawk yeah they are. Imagine being resistant to both snake venom and rabies while eating anything that's edible, including dead stuff while posing no threat to the humans they live along side with and for millions of years possibly eating dinosaur eggs and walking around at night chilling.

That’s cool! I have a newfound respect for possums.

 

[Stent]

Coons really are pretty niggerish.

 

[aRTie02150]

The skunk was being a fucking jerk.

 

[guest]

The skunk was being a fucking jerk.

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Those glow in the dark eyes makes it even cooler. Brave lil feller!

 

[guest]

I heard 6 million of them were killed in the Possum Holocaust

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[Feltch My Ass]

 

[guest]

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[Uncle Floyd]

That’s cool! I have a newfound respect for possums.

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The ticks thing may not be true.

Opossums Don't Eat Ticks By The Thousands | Field & Stream

What do opossums eat? Many think that opossums eat thousands of ticks. However, based on a 2021 peer-reviewed study, opossums may not eat ticks at all.

www.fieldandstream.com

#opossumfacts

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Possums (opossums is also correct) are immune to rabies

What’s the Difference? Possum vs. Opossum

Contrary to popular belief, possums and opossums aren't the same animals at all. So what are the differences between them?

www.bobvila.com

#opossumfacts

 

[aRTie02150]

What’s the Difference? Possum vs. Opossum

Contrary to popular belief, possums and opossums aren't the same animals at all. So what are the differences between them?

www.bobvila.com

#opossumfacts

While this is true, here in the states both are used to describe the opossum. Opossum means white animal, opossums usually have white faces.