I hear one making low oinking noises outside my place some nights. Kind of enjoy it. I get a whiff of skunk roaming close on other nights. They know I'm an ally.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I saw a possum today
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wwaw with raccoons? there's a definite rise in their numbers where I'm at and you hear their late night squabbles over garbage.
I've heard some pretty fucked up sounds come out of raccoons. The one time I was checking on my deer feed a gang of raccoons kept trying to steal it so I shot the leader with an arrow and the thing like fucking roared and then dropped dead and the rest fucked off.
They kill snakes you dweeb.
@Snake comment?
used to get them in the garage and they'd eat any cat food left outside. They're absolutely revolting looking when you catch a glimpse of them at night
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Let’s be honest, most of us probably are.
I feel like the first time that faggot caught me in the face I'd really have to fight snapping it's neck or strangling it.
My buddy's parents had sheep and I remember watching his little hungover newfie step-dad have to get beat up by the big ram they had all the time and thinking "why the fuck would you want to deal with that shit every day?" I don't even think they did anything with the sheep. It was just an expensive hobby that physically hurts you.
that is fucking hilarious
Like CrossFit.
An ex's mother had a place out of town with half a dozen various farm animals. All they did was burn through money, time and effort. I was visiting because she wanted to see her mother so I end up spending a day chopping and stacking firewood, feeding asshole animals that headbutt you while stepping in their shit trying to give them food. Her stupid cunt sister was there too and the neighbor had a bull in the field near their place. This stupid twat walks down to say hello to it with only a rickety wire fence between them.
Stupid bitches trying to be quirky and rural. She was already a useless dog owner.
We were fishing at a farm pond it was just getting dark when my buddy started his car and put headlights on, off to the side we see this possum about to cross in front of headlights so another buddy ran over and started kicking the shit out of it, thing bit the bottom of his pant leg and wouldn't let go, my buddy was running around in circles trying kick the prick off his leg while in the headlights, it just let go and ran fast as it legs could carry it
Lmao why the fuck was he kicking it?? That's hilarious but also pretty sad.
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Kevin rules
We were high school kids back them, he kicked to fuck around
Lmao kids are such dumb fucking assholes. One time I caught a sunfish and then caught a water snake on the fish. Before I could even be like "hey guys, check it out" my friends were already bludgeoning this poor snake to death with rocks like a bunch of Pakis. I don't even think we saw it die, they just mutilated the thing for no reason.
Same buddy would snag copperheads with a fishing pole when they tried crossing the pond, then chase us with it at end of pole but had to smash its head to get it off the hook
I thought raccoons were getting into my garbage but it was a dirty old possum. I finally saw it and it looked at me and I actually verbalized a small sound of fear because I was taken aback at how fucking ugly it was. It looked like Mason Verger from Hannibal.
Then another night a raccoon tried to break into my girlfriend’s place and it eventually popped open a screen to my back room and it knocked over and broke some shit. I have some of it on video
Then another night a raccoon tried to break into my girlfriend’s place and it eventually popped open a screen to my back room and it knocked over and broke some shit. I have some of it on video