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As I play a $3,000 guitar with a $5,500 Invader on my wall. Keep dreaming, son.
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Dan Ross showers at a gym because he doesn’t have hot water in his car where he lives.As I play a $3,000 guitar with a $5,500 Invader on my wall. Keep dreaming, son.
Dan Ross showers at a gym because he doesn’t have hot water in his car where he lives.
Oh look! Another show reference where he thinks he's above people for being a glorified receptionist.Yeah, if only I can get that hot water hookup fixed in my car, then I can shower there...
I feel like this board is made up of people who tried calling in but the screener hung up.
That’s the point of the joke, stupid. If you actually owned a $3,000 guitar then you’d post it here to try “owning the haters.” You’re a bitter, petty midget, bald too.Yeah, if only I can get that hot water hookup fixed in my car, then I can shower there...
I too can google pictures of guitars. Googling and screenshots seem to be your only talents.Here's my '97 ESP LTD in Olympic White. Double dot 12th fret indicating it's 1/300 made in Japan. There's a similar black model on eBay for $2,599.95. Also, here's an offer I received the other day for $3,000.
You good?
I too can google pictures of guitars. Googling and screenshots seem to be your only talents.
Take a picture of it with a piece of paper and your name on it. See if you have some paper and a pen in the glovebox in your living room.Should be pretty easy to reverse Google image I guess.
Nice Chinese knock off guitar.
You're right, Danny, it sure was! And Google image search brings up a whole lot of results from ebay selling that exact shitty guitar for around $300-$350.Should be pretty easy to reverse Google image I guess. Pictures of this guitar are hard to find in the first place, let alone with a White Fang pick in the strings. Find another and show me.
Lol what a loser.You're right, Danny, it sure was! And Google image search brings up a whole lot of results from ebay selling that exact shitty guitar for around $300-$350.
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Nice Chinese knock off guitar.
Does anyone else not believe him? Why did he need verification a month ago if he was the original owner? Something isn’t adding up here.Thanks for this! I was baiting you hard. Also, I'm the original owner ;)
You're right, Danny, it sure was! And Google image search brings up a whole lot of results from ebay selling that exact shitty guitar for around $300-$350.
Does anyone else not believe him? Why did he need verification a month ago if he was the original owner? Something isn’t adding up here.
I don’t know much about guitars but given your history of dishonesty and association with pedophiles I’m going to go ahead and not believe you. It’s probably some knock off bs that you bought. Chinese knock offs are extremely accurate with almost everything else.Because!!
A lot of guitar serial #'s are hard to decipher/change over time. ESP had a warehouse fire back in the day and a lot of older records were destroyed, and the available online information is no more than a few blog posts. There are a few different 1997 models as well. Models with a double dot 12 fret, and others with EXP-200 inlaid at the 12th. That said, I bought this guitar in '98 and wanted a provenance trail directly to the manufacture for this exact reason.
Why do you think I said no to that $3,000 offer.
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