That’s terrible but the cinderblock wall (the neighbor’s bugout room, right?) makes my blood run cold.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
He’s still working on those two chairs
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What a colossal amount of time spent building these uncomfortable pieces of shit
It's impossible for him to not be a cunt to everyone.
If Pat doesn’t have $100 for some decent outdoor cushions, he could always make his own. Cushions and pillows are the easiest things to sew, and you can do it all with just needle and thread, no sewing machine necessary. (Everyone had to take home ec in our school district and the varsity athletes among us really benefited from being knocked down a peg or two by humbling domestic needlework.)
I’d love to see how Pat would utterly ruin such an easy, no-brainer project.
This is what I keep coming back to. I feel uncomfortable just looking at photos of what Pat speaks of as his lush, expansive gardens.
It looks like the kind of place that would make your skin itch the whole time. (And you know it’s crawling with bugs and insects. Definitely a mosquito magnet, especially after it rains.) It’s just so grimy and nasty, especially once it’s hot out.
Who would willingly spend time in this intolerable outdoor space when you could be relaxing inside in the AC or in the shade of the garage, slamming your dick in a car door repeatedly. Either would be preferable to being stuck on this miserable patch of concrete and weeds.
(Yes, I forgot: Pat’s rundown flophouse doesn’t have a garage. He’s not even living in the first world with the rest of us.)
He will NEVER sit in those chairs.
Why did he make the plans horizontal for the back of the chair? All the Adirondack chairs I've seen that use planks place them vertical. He could have also rounded the top edge. It would have looked a lot nicer and not like your back is up against a pallet.
I hope he gets lockjaw from those reclaimed pallet nails
That woodgrain looks like shit
Just ask mew to sew him a couple.
In fact I think @RobertMewler should show him how it's done and make a few of her own
Couldn’t attach them all to one post. (I am mentally ill, stlaker.)
Look at the one on the left. The back is nearly vertical while the seat is raised from the front. No one would sit like that for more than 10 seconds.
It's not as classy as these pieces of shit, but all the big box stores sell plastic Adirondack chairs that are super comfy for like $25
I've been given multiple things that say "sawdust is man glitter" on them as gifts. They're all in a drawer somewhere.
By a fire pit they legally can't use
He’s never posted a picture of them actually in the backyard using any of that stuff, has he?
No, a fire pit is best used at night and due to “those people” that are Pat’s neighbors in the ghetto he knows it’s not safe to be outside when it gets dark. Can’t afford another phone stolen.