He’s still working on those two chairs

[RickReternal]

Despite all those trash cans. Piggy still hasn't got rid of his old fence.
he also just chucked his pallet offcuts further down.
lazy FFwBT
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That’s terrible but the cinderblock wall (the neighbor’s bugout room, right?) makes my blood run cold.

 

[FFWBTdad]

How long has this project taken? Most people would do this on a Saturday. Nice sitting on the ground, stupid.
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Tee hee Funsters
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Im just waiting for this.....

 

[guest]

What a colossal amount of time spent building these uncomfortable pieces of shit

 

[Meownaw]

Don’t need cushions because Pat can’t afford them.
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It's impossible for him to not be a cunt to everyone.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Don’t need cushions because Pat can’t afford them.

If Pat doesn’t have $100 for some decent outdoor cushions, he could always make his own. Cushions and pillows are the easiest things to sew, and you can do it all with just needle and thread, no sewing machine necessary. (Everyone had to take home ec in our school district and the varsity athletes among us really benefited from being knocked down a peg or two by humbling domestic needlework.)

I’d love to see how Pat would utterly ruin such an easy, no-brainer project.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

There are trash cans and dumpsters everywhere in view from his "backyard" which is an alleyway used mainly for trash cans/dumpsters and for garbage truck access. Imagine the stench wafting up from there as you sit on trash chairs on a sweltering and humid summer's day.

This is what I keep coming back to. I feel uncomfortable just looking at photos of what Pat speaks of as his lush, expansive gardens.

It looks like the kind of place that would make your skin itch the whole time. (And you know it’s crawling with bugs and insects. Definitely a mosquito magnet, especially after it rains.) It’s just so grimy and nasty, especially once it’s hot out.

Who would willingly spend time in this intolerable outdoor space when you could be relaxing inside in the AC or in the shade of the garage, slamming your dick in a car door repeatedly. Either would be preferable to being stuck on this miserable patch of concrete and weeds.

(Yes, I forgot: Pat’s rundown flophouse doesn’t have a garage. He’s not even living in the first world with the rest of us.)

 

[MonsterSteve]

He will NEVER sit in those chairs.

 

[Pat the Simp]

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Why did he make the plans horizontal for the back of the chair? All the Adirondack chairs I've seen that use planks place them vertical. He could have also rounded the top edge. It would have looked a lot nicer and not like your back is up against a pallet.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I hope he gets lockjaw from those reclaimed pallet nails

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It's practically impossible not to have unsightly trash cans in most of the photos of his utterly depressing ghetto shithole of a "backyard". Imagine the smell.

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That woodgrain looks like shit

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

If Pat doesn’t have $100 for some decent outdoor cushions, he could always make his own. Cushions and pillows are the easiest things to sew, and you can do it all with just needle and thread, no sewing machine necessary. (Everyone had to take home ec in our school district and the varsity athletes among us really benefited from being knocked down a peg or two by humbling domestic needlework.)

I’d love to see how Pat would utterly ruin such an easy, no-brainer project.

Just ask mew to sew him a couple.

In fact I think @RobertMewler should show him how it's done and make a few of her own

 

[PorqueDealer]

Just ask mew to sew him a couple.

In fact I think @RobertMewler should show him how it's done and make a few of her own

Pat loves Bri'ish stuff, how about:

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Just ask mew to sew him a couple.

In fact I think @RobertMewler should show him how it's done and make a few of her own

I found some pillows relevant to Pat’s life.

Spoiler

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Couldn’t attach them all to one post. (I am mentally ill, stlaker.)

 

[cliveowen]

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Yeah, a "big upgrade" for your vacant lot looking backyard you lazy fucking nigger

Look at the one on the left. The back is nearly vertical while the seat is raised from the front. No one would sit like that for more than 10 seconds.

It's not as classy as these pieces of shit, but all the big box stores sell plastic Adirondack chairs that are super comfy for like $25

 

[Rudderman]

Consumerism was a mistake.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Couldn’t attach them all to one post. (I am mentally ill, stlaker.)

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I've been given multiple things that say "sawdust is man glitter" on them as gifts. They're all in a drawer somewhere.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Now they can both sit around a pepper plant in silence while pat rage tweets and niki tries to come up with an extra $1450.00 a month for quasi.

By a fire pit they legally can't use

 

[WifeStoreWill]

By a fire pit they legally can't use

He’s never posted a picture of them actually in the backyard using any of that stuff, has he?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s never posted a picture of them actually in the backyard using any of that stuff, has he?

No, a fire pit is best used at night and due to “those people” that are Pat’s neighbors in the ghetto he knows it’s not safe to be outside when it gets dark. Can’t afford another phone stolen.