He’s still working on those two chairs

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Because most people can afford to buy lawn furniture if they need it.

Why buy furniture when you can take some garbage, and make it into garbage.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Yeah, a "big upgrade" for your vacant lot looking backyard you lazy fucking nigger

 

[CompoundBasement]

It's practically impossible not to have unsightly trash cans in most of the photos of his utterly depressing ghetto shithole of a "backyard". Imagine the smell.

 

[Sue Lightning]

When he inevitably tests and breaks these chairs with his fat ass, what will he do?

A.) Stop posting about the chairs
B.) Make up that some bullshit reset his progress
C.) Say stlakers broke his chairs

B and C will obviously both include pictures of the splintered chairs, his fat body in frame

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Don’t need cushions because Pat can’t afford them.
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LMFAO YES, he’s getting trolled into crippling back pain! Pat will die on this motherfucking hill, children. That’s how much his (quite comfortable as is) Adirondack chairs mean to him. This could be the one that breaks him if the Reddit guys apply just the right pressure.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Holy fuck I just read this whole thread in one go and have rarely laughed so much in the span of a few minutes. I LOVE DIY PAT!

 

[Steve Ramone]

If you sit on that for more than 10 minutes your legs are going to go numb from the sharp edge at the front. The fact he couldn't even be fucked to use his new palm sander he bought for the project to make them look 10% less like literal trash is beyond hilarious.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

If you sit on that for more than 10 minutes your legs are going to go numb from the sharp edge at the front. The fact he couldn't even be fucked to use his new palm sander he bought for the project to make them look 10% less like literal trash is beyond hilarious.

Not to mention (as others have) the angle of those chairs. I’m very excited for Pat to stubbornly try to prove how comfy they are and end up giving himself agonizing back pain.

 

[CompoundBasement]

If you sit on that for more than 10 minutes your legs are going to go numb from the sharp edge at the front. The fact he couldn't even be fucked to use his new palm sander he bought for the project to make them look 10% less like literal trash is beyond hilarious.

Do a quick Google image search of "Adirondack chairs" and every picture in the top results shows the back of the chair is connected to the seat. Why? Because at that angle your ass will sink through the open space and be incredibly uncomfortable. Everything he does is retarded.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Do a quick Google image search of "Adirondack chairs" and every picture in the top results shows the back of the chair is connected to the seat. Why? Because at that angle your ass will sink through the open space and be incredibly uncomfortable. Everything he does is retarded.

That's a high end throne designed for street shitting, child.
The angle is perfect for aligning your colon for minimal strain, stlaker

 

[Rudderman]

Those chairs are gonna pinch his blubber.

 

[EraGodless]

God, could you imagine sitting on one of those? Yeah, I love my ass being squeezed between the back and bottom of the chair while I sit at a 50 degree angle.

Practicality isn't really Patrick's speed.

 

[DMbA]

It's practically impossible not to have unsightly trash cans in most of the photos of his utterly depressing ghetto shithole of a "backyard". Imagine the smell.

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are those for the whole street or something? people can walk in there and see 2 fat ass squatting on those awful chairs?

 

[guest]

Just sit in the fucking chair and break it already.

It’s the Banzai drop!

 

[PorqueDealer]

It's practically impossible not to have unsightly trash cans in most of the photos of his utterly depressing ghetto shithole of a "backyard". Imagine the smell.

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Despite all those trash cans. Piggy still hasn't got rid of his old fence.
he also just chucked his pallet offcuts further down.
lazy FFwBT

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Despite all those trash cans. Piggy still hasn't got rid of his old fence.
he also just chucked his pallet offcuts further down.
lazy FFwBT
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Building shitty chairs when he should be working, but God forbid he do something as prosaic as take out the garbage. Like all trash, Pat and Niki leave it out as decoration. I’m sure their neighbors appreciate them maintaining literal rats’ nests mere feet from their property.

 

[CompoundBasement]

are those for the whole street or something? people can walk in there and see 2 fat ass squatting on those awful chairs?

There are trash cans and dumpsters everywhere in view from his "backyard" which is an alleyway used mainly for trash cans/dumpsters and for garbage truck access. Imagine the stench wafting up from there as you sit on trash chairs on a sweltering and humid summer's day.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Imagine the stench wafting up from there as you sit on trash chairs on a sweltering and humid summer's day.

And not a mature tree to be found on their back alley property. Only thing missing is a layer of blacktop over that concrete slab they call a yard.

“Shade is overrated, child. My pecks keep me ice cold whenever I go. I’m sorry you’re stupid.”

 

[1073waaf]

I got a splinter just looking at these.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I got a splinter just looking at these.

And those rough edges are going to skin the fuck out of the backs of their knees. Assuming Pat still has discernible joints.