How long has this project taken? Most people would do this on a Saturday. Nice sitting on the ground, stupid.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
He’s still working on those two chairs
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If that were a fetus, I'd have it aborted for having the Downs.
Currently we are at 40 days since he found the pallets
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Thank you Tony Fatts for saying what needed to be said.
Why not, you know, round off the corners of the top of the seat back and arm rests? Not enough tools?
Just sit in the fucking chair and break it already.
Tony Fatts comin' in hot!
I have a PhD in human psychology and what is clearly happening here is that he's imitating how parents document the milestones of their children. The chairs are a stand-in for the baby girl he abandoned.
How much trouble do you think he had getting back up?
God, could you imagine sitting on one of those? Yeah, I love my ass being squeezed between the back and bottom of the chair while I sit at a 50 degree angle.
I’d give my left nut to see that that in real time.
I bet he gives off a winded “eee-oooff” when his fat head hits the gravel
Nigga said 'woodgrain' like it's a slab of black walnut.
You know one of his neighbors will steal these, that’s why they’ve had that black table with no chairs.
This sounds like something from a cartoon and picturing it in my head makes me laugh really hard
They're going to get towed by those reddit stalkers
LOL, he tried to save the planet by reusing the wood. He then stains the wood to make sure it is now toxic to burn and needs to be disposed of in a specific manor. So once these chairs break they cant even be recycled. Either way these will end up in the trash only now the wood is even worse for the environment when it finally gets tossed. What a waste of time for the end result.
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So you're saying he's fucking the chairs?
I bet he will either break one sitting on it, throw it out, and claim the stalkers stole them or broke the chairs for twitter points and jackie attention
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Like they're gonna put it in a big house or sumtin?