Here we go again: "SHOTS FIRED" in the hovel

[MonsterSteve]

it happened, huh?

 

[Cuphead]

I really don't know. I was weirded out by the movie because established adult celebrity Robin Williams was playing a child

Only thing I remember about that movie was Bill Cosby was in it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Only thing I remember about that movie was Bill Cosby was in it

really? I know Jennifer Lopez played the teacher

also we went to both a burger king and a big lots before the movie, so my mind was obviously elsewhere

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

really? I know Jennifer Lopez played the teacher

also we went to both a burger king and a big lots before the movie, so my mind was obviously elsewhere

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

jesus they're all 'wheels '

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

One Hour Photo was a bit over the top plot-wise, but he pulled off the main character.
His antagonist in Insomnia was bananas too.

Dude could fucking act better than any comedian who ever lived. He was a dark fella under all that coked out silliness.

I thought he was known to be a joke thief among comics?

 

[Bigsmooth]

I thought he was known to be a joke thief among comics?

He was a huge thief

 

[Clint Ruin]

Cops probably told Pat case is closed from last time and are about to release body cam footage

I really hope this is actually it, either we see his tiny little baby dick and it gets posted on all his social media forever, or he lied about his tiny little baby dick being out and that gets posted on his social media for like a week. Either one is worth a chuckle.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He was a huge thief

Hence why Pat loved him. Same recognizes same.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Goddamn it cuntfucker. Quasi warned you in the secret forum to knock it off after you admitted to calling in the last one. You always have to take it too far.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I check the call logs constantly now. I even wrote a script that scrapes all the call logs searching for his addresses, and that's how I found out he's called the police 13 times since this whole thing started:

Comprehensive list of police calls to the hovel

I'm trying to milk the "MPD call logs" bit for all it's worth, so here are all the police calls to the hovel since Norm/11: https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-04-20 https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/191100975 https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2019-05-14...

new.onaforums.net

What kind of fag would downvote your post?

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

She ghosted me. Sniff.

Edit: just hit her up omg hahahaha. Tune in Sunday at 8pm.

Please just share it. Please. I need it; I'm coming down bad.

I hope this isn't a joke.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Yeah, one of the reasons I suspected self-swatting was the lack of repeat occurrence. But this makes me think it's genuine. Anyway, get ready for another Twitter thread.

Genuine how? That he's swatting himself or that he's being swatted?

 

[stealthygeek]

Wasn't it a kids movie? I remember some teacher showing it to us in class in like the 6th grade

Robin William's plays a 10 year old who fucks his best friends mom (Fran Drescher). Your teacher was a pedophile and you were 100% molested.

 

[Meownaw]

Robin William's plays a 10 year old who fucks his best friends mom (Fran Drescher). Your teacher was a pedophile and you were 100% molested.

Not to sound like a Tomlinson but your profile photo is probably my favorite Disney movie. Yes I'm a faggot.

 

[guest]

Please just share it. Please. I need it; I'm coming down bad.

I hope this isn't a joke.

Dude hahaha just tune in... Eastern time.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Please just share it. Please. I need it; I'm coming down bad.

I hope this isn't a joke.

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-08-11[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222231748[/URL]

Can a nigga get a tl;dr on this? I mean this can’t be real at this point. This shit is approaching the bovine brain talking about ‘the Reddit people’ to the most honorable Judge Cubana Beefers.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I check the call logs constantly now. I even wrote a script that scrapes all the call logs searching for his addresses,

Would you consider having this or any futures scripts ghost-written? Asking for a very obese friend whose wife does this sorta thing for a living.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She ghosted me. Sniff.

Edit: just hit her up omg hahahaha. Tune in Sunday at 8pm.

Wtf am I supposed to do with this erection all weekend?