But then why was he such a hateable cunt in that leaked audio? Wouldn’t he want to come off as the sympathetic victim of evil nazi cyber-stalkers?
Something ain’t adding up…..
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Here we go again: "SHOTS FIRED" in the hovel
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Something ain’t adding up…..
This is actually a reasonable theory
The question is did the MPD have the balls to return after Pat banished them to the shadow realm?
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Cause he's a cunt and didn't know some hot chick was recording him from down the street. Remember too... His tiny cock was poking out of his robe and the female officer was probably laughing. Humiliating situation, even though he staged it. He thought the cops would bow to the pig and phone the CIA cybercrimes squad.
What if it's his daughter?
What court would convict her of prank calling the father that abandoned her?
He seen how much $$ that one thing got from crying about a 'swatting' on twitter so pig wants a taste now.
Because he called in the report for his half of the half-hovel; expecting them to leave the other half (where he was sleeping) alone.
Unfortunately, real cops are more persistent than in Pat's limited imagination, and so they cleared both halves of the hovel. Pat gets put in cuffs, Pat gets led into the street (away from the potential gunman), everybody laughs at Pat's cock, Pat oinks and squeals at everyone, Pat keeps the whole affair secret (knowing that he's Fatricked it up and we'll laugh at him) until pests start bothering him with the audio.
At least, that's my theory.
I'm just going to go ahead and move all of this into the '100% CONFIRMED' column.
What I'm hearing is we'll eventually get TWO sets of bodycam footage
No more posts about that SWAT guy. We don’t even know who he is.
I knew it was those retard gopniks that Torque Wheeler's real account ridiculed, with more humor than he ever displayed on stage. One of those actually threatened to swat him if I remember.
It's interesting that the latest call only has one entry for Status History:
The last one where Pat was manhandled and cuffed before his little tantrum had two entries, and so do most calls that aren't follow ups or "Special Assignments":
This makes it seem like the police did as Pat instructed and disregarded the call. In that case, if this is an actual stlaker doing this, they aren't accomplishing anything except validating Pat's victim status.
| 9:34 pm | Assignment Completed |
The last one where Pat was manhandled and cuffed before his little tantrum had two entries, and so do most calls that aren't follow ups or "Special Assignments":
| 1:02 am | Advised/Referral |
| 1:02 am | Service in Progress |
This makes it seem like the police did as Pat instructed and disregarded the call. In that case, if this is an actual stlaker doing this, they aren't accomplishing anything except validating Pat's victim status.
I heard on the Kiwi Farms secret forum there’s talk of someone there who goes by SommervilleDan that called in these fake police reports to launch the comeback of his popular podcast where he does these Brian Gilgore style rants. It’s crazy how they’re always breaking our do not interact rule over there.
In the not too distant future, Rick is sprawled out on the ground, his pink fart blankie wrapped around his girthy torso. He breathes heavily as parts of the blankie begin to turn red. Smoke hangs in the air from Niki's last decision.
"911, what's your emergency?"
"My wife just shot me, I'm at 2611 Oakland. It's a duplex, look it up."
"Very funny sir. We've been informed by that resident that all calls like this are to be treated as phony. *click*"
The cell phone falls from his fat, swollen hand. As his vision goes dark, he has a harrowing realization:
The idiots won.
That's my secret, child. I am always a hateable cunt.
He really is a lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food, duuuuuuude
you forgot his bad attitude
Did the cops actually return to the hovel? I thought they had been insTucTed to never reTurn.
Of all those Kiwi Farmers, that Dan guy seems like one of the most troublesome. Tell him to behave!!
(Anthony Cumia reference, Dan)