Here we go again: "SHOTS FIRED" in the hovel

[RedGlareRecipient]

Tentative Oopsie Doodles

 

[Meownaw]

God, it's me Al. I know we don't talk much, but please, if you're listening, please let this be pat calling in false police reports.

What better time to do it than during a convention that he is at... Really makes you think or at least sink the pink. That's a Scorch reference, Dan. Speaking of Dan he seems awful quiet about this...

 

[guest]

What better time to do it than during a convention that he is at... Really makes you think or at least sink the pink. That's a Scorch reference, Dan. Speaking of Dan he seems awful quiet about this...

The phone call came from a payphone outside of convergence in Minneapolis. Trace the call cops. Pats doing this to himself.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"Hello, squad? I'd like to reporT shoTs fired aT 2613 North Oakland Ave"

 

[peckafacce]

Piggy is getting desperate. This is about to get really good.

 

[Imager]

We know Patrick doesn't understand how the law works.

If this is him doing it, this is how I speculate that he's thinking about it.

• Holy shit I owe Quasi a bunch of money
• It's getting larger by the month. I'll never be able to repay it.
• I'll set up my own SWATting and blame Owen.
• This will trigger the FBI go to after Owen and Quasi.
• They will be convicted of felony texting and I won't have to pay any money.
• In fact, they'll have to pay me for emotional trauma.

This is why he's a famous author and you're not.

 

[BudDickman]

Wait what...
This happened last night and he didn't oink about it yet?


LOL he was so mad the first one backfired that he swatted himself again just to see if the officers lisTed to his instrucTions. Boy is he fat.

It was the same pattern with the first one. That time it took him over two days and the unearthing of audio of him screaming hysterically before he addressed it.

 

[FurBurger]

Fawwwwkin hell whoever is doing it isn't even current on pat, they should have known he was at yet another convention

You don't think Pat knew... I mean, his atalker knew, that Pat was away from home?

That's one to his address when Nikki's out of town and he's sleeping over at the neighbours, and one where he's out of town (and I'm guessing Nikki is too).

 

[The Fuchitive]

Page 1000 incoming!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Early reports indicate kiwifarms user 1997 Toyota Tacoma has once more claimed full responsibility

What a rude dude

 

[guest]

Swatter seen biking away from the payphone.

 

[guest]

You don't think Pat knew... I mean, his atalker knew, that Pat was away from home?

Exactly. It’s established that paT is mentally ill

If it was some incel kiwifarms guy calling it, why the fuck would he do it when pat isn’t at the hovel?
Makes zero sense

It has to be pat, this time when he’s away so he wouldn’t be put in cuffs

Then he complains to MKPD (WE LOVE YOU GUYS IF YOURE READING THIS, BACK THE BLUE! ) that he’s being swatted by cyberstlakers to try and force their hand to investigate the redditors informing rick over text that he’s fat

 

[captain_kamala]

good times at the half house. i wanna see footage of niki in her nighttime sunglasses

 

[FurBurger]

• I'll set up my own SWATting and blame Owen.
• This will trigger the FBI go to after Owen and Quasi.

I think that's it. He imagines that if he explains what's going on, everyone will be on his side - that's why he got super pissy when the judge didn't sentence BDA to a penal colony ("I thought I'd be heard!").

This could be his way of finally getting the FBI to listen.

 

[CuntFucker .]

hmmmmmmmmmm, me thinks there might not be a swaTTing but rather a nigger problem

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Its been Adrienne this whole time. She makes a call, and then wistfully looks into a framed photo of her beloved Jonathan

 

[Treat Yourself]

Its been Adrienne this whole time. She makes a call, and then wistfully looks into a framed photo of her beloved Jonathan

"No officer child iT is noT an ex-wife!"
Holy shit, what if it was?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Cops probably told Pat case is closed from last time and are about to release body cam footage

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Swatter seen biking away from the payphone.

"Okay, back to the duplex. I'll take off my clothes and put my robe on. That'll show 'em."

 

[HotDogJoe]

good times at the half house. i wanna see footage of niki in her nighttime sunglasses

*bang bang bang*

*Niki opens door*

Niki: BRYYYYYCE CANYUUUUUUN

Cops: Ma'am, we're here because of reported shots fired. Put your fist down and remove your sunglasses please.