If you're Paul Weimer you go to a playground and tell kids it's a microphone that grants wishes.
Edit. I'm so sorry Paul
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Here we go again: "SHOTS FIRED" in the hovel
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Edit. I'm so sorry Paul
Robin Williams death coincided with the monster and pats gun in his mouth last time, maybe the gun shots were real this time
I think the swatting is real. I think Patrick has finally reached a critical mass of internet notoriety where outside actors (non-atalkers) are fucking with him for fun.
Yeah, but it doesn't seem to be intentional - he did that stream-of-consciousness stuff on stage, and sometimes grab for stuff he'd seen before.
Also, he used to pay out like a motherfucker when he got caught, so it was kind of hard for comics to complain when one stolen joke would pay for a couple of month's rent.
Sheeeit at this rate Pat's gonna burn Quasi's house down
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At this point I'm fairly certain someone is swatting him. If he did it to himself, he would have no reason to do it again just a couple weeks later. It's almost certainly someone from the farms, but either way it's not out of the question that the authorities are going to start keeping an eye on this place. If they can't find the swatter, I wouldn't put it past them to pick one of us at random, charge with swatting so that they can get the unlucky brotherman to plead down to cyberstalking, which some of you are unironically guilty of. If you are one of the people spamming contact forms, I'd probably stop doing that for now.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
Wtf is going on; Tremmell boys get revenge on fatty pat?
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If he did it to himself, he would have immediately oinked about it instead of waiting for days hoping one of us would stumble across the call.
When the aircon says "You think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall!" it broke Uncle Floyd's eleven-year-old heart. I need to watch it again...
No; not if he'd fatricked it up. Pat always hides his mistakes, child.
In this case, Pat waited until Nikki was out of town and he was sleeping in the other half of the hovel before phoning in a "fake shots" fired call. He figured the cops would attend his address and leave the other unit alone. Sadly, they were too thorough and dragged him out of bed, tiny cock a-floppin', and into the street. At least that's my theory.
If it had gone to plan and they'd kicked in the door of his empty apartment he'd have been all over social media later that same day. his delay in attention-seeking points to it being a false flag.
So what you're saying is a member of the LGBTQBLM+ is doing this?
This all started when that KiwiFarms user "1997 Toyota Tacoma" started trying to get attention. There is zero reason to doubt he was involved.
That's an Opie and Anthony show reference Dan and Torquie.
Linggggger longgggger.
That's an Opie and Anthony show reference Dan and Torquie.
Is this a slip up?
No, because it didn’t go his way. He did not get the desired outcome.
I like how he always says "we" like he consults with a team of lawyers. His wife probably doesn't even talk to him about this because she's tired of telling him to stop engaging and then he flips out and says "you don't think I've tried that??!", even though he hasn't. He doesn't have any access to lawyers after emptying SFWA's coffers.
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I think he's including Niki. He starting saying "our stalkers" and "we" a while back and I'm pretty sure he's referring to him and Niki. He wants to make sure she's on the hook for half the judgement.
Wrong as always, stlaker. Robin William's best friend was doing shitty in school so he convinced Robin to pretend to be his teacher for a fake parent teacher conference. Then Fran Drescher invites him out to a bar and statutory rapes him.If I remember right it it was a female teacher
Gonna keep the movie autism rolling and point out that Brave Little Toaster isn't a Disney movie. It's far too based. Like when Toaster gets sick of the blanket being a needy whiney bitch, you'd never see that in a Disney movie. As a kid I remember feeling kinda guilty for thinking the blanket deserved to get some shit there, he was getting annoying. Pretty complex feelings for a kids movie. All the sequels are trash though.