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Thank youNo it hasn't been posted yet. Has anyone even answered the title question ? Rude.
why would pat's weight be an error code? hammmmmbeeerger
I wonder if this was Airbnb's decision or Fatso's. Their lawyers may have told them having a popular Airbnb with all of those fabulous reviews during a time when you're claiming your home is unsafe and your lives are in danger because you're being harassed and terrorized by police and stlakers is a bad look for your lawsuit. Too late!
Yeah, it's still there. That's good though because this listing, the length of time it's been active, and all of those reviews hurt his frivolous lawsuit.(Sadly) still there for me.
I forgot about this lie. So he expects people to believe some guy got into his Rustang when the app itself tells you the exact car the driver is picking you up in? Which wouldn't have listed his shitty ass green rusted bucket of bolts? LIE LIE LIE!Uber Patrick also ain't half as responsive as airbnb Patrick, just let me sit there cradling my baws, then kicked me out for some frumpy dyke bitch and her heffer co-worker.
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No no no, you see his driver had a green v6 car for girls too.I forgot about this lie. So he expects people to believe some guy got into his Rustang when the app itself tells you the exact car the driver is picking you up in? Which wouldn't have listed his shitty ass green rusted bucket of bolts? LIE LIE LIE!
Something tells me he’s never used Uber - he prefers driving drunk because he’s poor and needs that money to buy booze at bars.I forgot about this lie. So he expects people to believe some guy got into his Rustang when the app itself tells you the exact car the driver is picking you up in? Which wouldn't have listed his shitty ass green rusted bucket of bolts? LIE LIE LIE!
Safe isn't his speed, stlaker.Something tells me he’s never used Uber - he prefers driving drunk because he’s poor and needs that money to buy booze at bars.
I totally understand that. It’s why I agreed to take Bonnie’s last name. What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic and a feminist.The last name thing doesn't bother me. Mal worked her ass off to make a name for herself in the industry, and myself coming off a failed marriage, it wasn't something worth fighting about.
Always with the 90s movie cool guy sardonic quips too, not a simple "I'm not your Uber" or "who are you, get the hell out of my car."Very realistic scenario. That Pat character, always finding himself in a wacky situation!
Those fireworks slapped, child.
I wouldn’t want him farting into my car cushions.Something tells me he’s never used Uber - he prefers driving drunk because he’s poor and needs that money to buy booze at bars.
Someone please archiveYeah, it's still there. That's good though because this listing, the length of time it's been active, and all of those reviews hurt his frivolous lawsuit.
Someone please archive
I bet he larps that it's like visiting the Florida keys and staying at Hemingway's houseOf course he does. He’s trying to be the cool wise author taking in weary travelers and imparting his worldly wisdom on his guests over a cup of tea. Just like he stole the whole pet on his shoulder in videos thing from Brandon Sanderson.
His whole life is a fat, bloated, sweaty, child ignoring cosplay.
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