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Depends what you mean by essay. First we need to establish the terms..... then etc. Etc.
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
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Imagine you're married to a portly, yet handsome midwestern fella, suddenly your father's tragic death leaves you owning exactly 99 houses all across the great state of Milwaukee. How many rental units could you possibly put up on Airbnb? Remember, you need somewhere to live and also it's all duplexes.
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What do you want to bet those recent photos out with "friends" were him tagging along with his Airbnb guests? He probably acts like Jim Carrey in "Cable Guy" and they have to make clever moves to ditch him.
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I should let everyone know if i averaged out every grade from elementary to high school, I would have like a 14% F in regards to Math. But if I did the same for History / Civics it would be like a 90%+ A. I coulda been fawwwkin Plutarch if I didn’t get into duh posting business. Sniff 
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Ah yes the three most notorious trolls on da forum
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Nah... Probably not.
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I learned when I was 16 but I haven't driven manual since. I'm pretty sure I couldn't now.
Way to contribute to the thread, Ricster.
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Notice he hardly ever shares real life stories anymore? It's because he mostly lives on the internet now and interacts with other humans less and less. He's in a dark and deluded place because of that.
Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!
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I had a scorch twitter account before this tweet where I would tell everyone about pats awful behavior and say Pat is NOT PFG! And Pat would fight with it. Pat steals everything!
Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!
Also “bomb-ass”? I forgot that cringe comment
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Those fireworks slapped, child.
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A character selling illegal fireworks out of a car looks like a degenerate. News at 11.
Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!
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There are plenty of cases of drunk people getting into the wrong car because they mistook it for an Uber. Namely, drunk girls.
Woman who mistook car for her Uber stabbed up to 120 times, expert testifies
There were more than 100 stab wounds on South Carolina university student Samantha Josephson's body when she was killed by a man who attacked her after she mistakenly thought his car was her Uber ride, a pathologist testified Monday.
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"So I sat meekly until he said the first words child. Like an actual tough guyUber Patrick also ain't half as responsive as airbnb Patrick, just let me sit there cradling my baws, then kicked me out for some frumpy dyke bitch and her heffer co-worker.
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I don’t count drunk girls - plus in this situation Pat didn’t say they were drunk (which would have made sense) but it’s a “business guy” which he has a strong hate for men with successful careers. It drives him nuts that he’s a broke bum living off the women in his life.There are plenty of cases of drunk people getting into the wrong car because they mistook it for an Uber. Namely, drunk girls.
Woman who mistook car for her Uber stabbed up to 120 times, expert testifies
There were more than 100 stab wounds on South Carolina university student Samantha Josephson's body when she was killed by a man who attacked her after she mistakenly thought his car was her Uber ride, a pathologist testified Monday.www.foxla.com
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Ironically that's the thing he is most successful at.
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There are plenty of cases of drunk people getting into the wrong car because they mistook it for an Uber. Namely, drunk girls.
Woman who mistook car for her Uber stabbed up to 120 times, expert testifies
There were more than 100 stab wounds on South Carolina university student Samantha Josephson's body when she was killed by a man who attacked her after she mistakenly thought his car was her Uber ride, a pathologist testified Monday.
She relaxed.