Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Hudson]

He just did 112 prisonings in 33 minutes.

Insane.

Just an average night at the Robinson hovel.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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Oh, Bret Weir? What is this?
This is the super across the way. He was supposed take care of some business for me and I'm very angry at that little jerk? Alright? Now I'm gonna break his fuckin head.

So now we know what Pat does at the gym. He's one of those jerkoffs that get on the treadmill and walk -5mph while reading. Nice workout, stupid.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

So now we know what Pat does at the gym. He's one of those jerkoffs that get on the treadmill and walk -5mph while reading. Nice workout, stupid.

Lmao pat isn't reading shit, he's half listening to an audiobook while browsing twitter.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"the gym" is what he calls his maid duties on the rental, 1.5 hours of exhausting workout!

 

[CompoundBasement]

So now we know what Pat does at the gym. He's one of those jerkoffs that get on the treadmill and walk -5mph while reading. Nice workout, stupid.

Then he treats himself to bar slop and booze afterward and adds all the calories back that he burned during his "workout" (about 10 calories) plus 1,000 more.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

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Nandos? She knows her place.

Jashonda should spam his work about how much he hates Jamaican people

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Oh, Bret Weir? What is this?
This is the super across the way. He was supposed take care of some business for me and I'm very angry at that little jerk? Alright? Now I'm gonna break his fuckin head.

I have not read Project Hail Mary, but having read The Martian, it's probably right up Pat's alley. The premise of The Martian is a good/fun one, and the science in it was (probably, I have no clue) accurate but good God was that book poorly written. Amateur and boring prose, one dimensional and undeveloped characters who said the stupidest and most obvious things possible, and horrible attempts at humor (numerous "Disco Sucks" jokes, for example). If you stripped away the good parts and cranked the level of boredom to 10, it could have been a Pat novel. Dreck.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Look at these timestamps. He's going nuts.


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This is incredible

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Patrick is VERY responsive

 

[Antwan2]

i miss space edge

 

[guest]

"Must... correcT... record...!!!"

His pressured heart is gonna burst like a paint balloon.

You don’t think engaging with strangers like that is a good idea for someone who's had HBP since their 20s?

 

[guest]

"Mr Tomlinson, you ARE the caretaker here. You uh... were arrested for threatening to chop your wife and unborn daughter up into little pieces."
"That's strange, sir. I don't have a recollection of that at all."

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[The Talking Dead]

After observing his recent Twitter activity, I have come to the conclusion that Patrick S Tomlinson may not be the most mentally healthy of individuals.

 

[guest]

I knew I had seen that teenagers mustang car picture somewhere


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That he has that much shit at home and looks the way he does is fucking bananas. I have one kettlebell and my tits point straight ahead.

 

[guest]

In all seriousness though, the last thing anyone wants when using an Airbnb property is the fucking owner hanging around. You pay for the use of the property, not to be a lodger while some fat oaf loiters like a bad smell. In reality, his constant presence would be a cause for complaint, not a positive. His ego has to make out like he's the main attraction though.

Also "He lives upstairs" one of them wrote. Notice not "they live upstairs." Housemates not spouses confirmed.

My weed dealer used to make us watch him fuck his pet monkey before he'd sell to us.

 

[guest]

...Okay this is how I know Pat is full of shit (among everything else he's done in his life):

1a) The number of people who've stayed there has to be exaggerated. 100+ in a year, which means on average everyone stayed only one night or two because otherwise it exceeds the limit of 180 nights of rental per year. Any vacation taken by Pat and Niki during this time throws the numbers out of whack.

1b) Oh and all these people left reviews lauding Rick himself.

2) If you're only somewhere for even two nights, why the fuck are you having a group over or throwing a party? Typically people stay at these places because of some function they're attending.

3) Who - in CURRENT YEAR - does not know not to smoke indoors, let alone someone's house.

The more you tie these lies together, the fatter he truly looks.

I think these are all Niki's johns. They just use fake pictures and euphemistic language. Their "Pet's" are code for their diaper-dog sex slaves.

 

[guest]

My weed dealer used to make us watch him fuck his pet monkey before he'd sell to us.

Hoping this is a reference to something I don't get

 

[Ladynyahh]

Welp, I have to admit that while he doesn't have a normal job like the rest of us regular Joes do down at the job site with containers of coffee, at least he has to clean the place after his Airbnb guests leave. So he has to do *something*. I hope his guests are all slobs and leave big flecks of shit in the toilet and dirty up the place. Hopefully they really make him work up a big greasy fat sweat.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I bet this fat knucklehead tries to hand sell his books to guests

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

He's got 100 prisonings in before 9am milwaukee time. He might set a new record today.