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“How does Pat like the car?”
“He loves it. He hasn’t driven it yet, his knees, he has a little trouble getting in.”
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“How does Pat like the car?”
“He loves it. He hasn’t driven it yet, his knees, he has a little trouble getting in.”
Of course he's on the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" bandwagon. It's a Christmas movie in the same way Trading Places or Lethal Weapon (or most of Shane Black's scripts) are Christmas movies. They're set at Christmas, but you remove it from the plot, or replace it with another holiday or event and the movies still work. Christmas is incidental to the story, not integral.
Say Christmas more, stupid.
For sure this fat imbecile spent years asking people "what's your favorite Christmas movie?" and then BLOWING THEIR MINDS when he replies "Oh, yeah? Mine? It's DIE HARD.It's also unoriginal Reddit tier faggotry- one person posts a "funny," then the rest of the humorless fucks steal it and make it part of their personalities. My kids watch Fuller House and they even mentioned it on there, that's how widespread it is
There was a Facebook post of Pat's years ago that was "what's your favorite? Coke or Pepsi?" and of course that faggot had to say Mtn. DewThat was exactly my response when people would say that shit 15 years ago. "Mine's Lethal Weapon." They don't even get it because they've only been told the Die Hard thing because of Reddit or Twitter whatever. Pat is exactly that kind of retard.
For sure this fat imbecile spent years asking people "what's your favorite Christmas movie?" and then BLOWING THEIR MINDS when he replies "Oh, yeah? Mine? It's DIE HARD."
Holy shit! I bet he drinks, fights and fucks all the time!There was a Facebook post of Pat's years ago that was "what's your favorite? Coke or Pepsi?" and of course that faggot had to say Mtn. Dew. Whoa! This guy doesn't play by the rules!
There was a Facebook post of Pat's years ago that was "what's your favorite? Coke or Pepsi?" and of course that faggot had to say Mtn. Dew. Whoa! This guy doesn't play by the rules!
Tapped out on the second tweet. His "humor" makes me react like Anthony seeing blacks.
You wanna suck thier dicks?Tapped out on the second tweet. His "humor" makes me react like Anthony seeing blacks.
You wanna suck thier dicks?
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