Given Pig's take on everything this comes as no surprise.

[Cumtown Fags]

...and probably thinks that "Aliens" fixed everything that was wrong in the original.

Haha, that's exactly what he thinks. He didn't like the "lack of action" in original Alien.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

He puts it reboot, #2, #3, then the video game cut scenes compilation on YouTube, then the first one

Still funny to me the wachowskis made that failed mmo cannon, just so they didn't have to say Fishburn didn't want to do the role of morpheus again.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Haha, that's exactly what he thinks. He didn't like the "lack of action" in original Alien.

...or the lack of snappy catchphrases, I imagine. Fuck that movie.

 

[Meownaw]

He puts it reboot, #2, #3, then the video game cut scenes compilation on YouTube, then the first one

To be fair those video games were PFG.

 

[Meownaw]

Haha, that's exactly what he thinks. He didn't like the "lack of action" in original Alien.

The lack of action makes that movie perfect. I hate him. Watch a movie for adults once in your life before you go to prison.

 

[UnPRePared]

The lack of action makes that movie perfect. I hate him. Watch a movie for adults once in your life before you go to prison.

I bet he'd be put to sleep watching Forbidden Planet because not enough things go BOOM on the screen.

It's a science fiction allegory for The Tempest, you philistine fuck.

 

[Harry Powell]

The first movie is a genuine masterpiece. There is almost nothing that could be changed to make it better.

It’s pretty much a perfect movie

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The first movie is a genuine masterpiece. There is almost nothing that could be changed to make it better.

It’s pretty much a perfect movie

Pat gatekeeps BTTF because of his wedding day. He thinks it makes him authority on the topic

 

[Harry Powell]

Pat gatekeeps BTTF because of his wedding day. He thinks it makes him authority on the topic

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The fact he couldn’t drive away in the delorean is so pathetic

 

[Coonskin]

I liked 3 way more than 2 guess I’m a faggot now

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact he couldn’t drive away in the delorean is so pathetic

It was just there for a photoshoot then they drove off into the sunset in susan.

 

[AliceWorquer]

literally yes, he needs to be a special defiant boy

He is so contrarian he only loves movies that are obviously studio cash-grabs.
He has nothing but time to consume media. Its not hard to pick a few obscure bullshit indie darlings and bloviate about how "yall slept on Titane".

 

[guest]

The first movie is a genuine masterpiece. There is almost nothing that could be changed to make it better.

It’s pretty much a perfect movie

I've heard that it's used in film school screenwriting classes (or at least was) as an example of a perfect script. There isn't a wasted or unnecessary moment in the whole movie.

 

[Officer Chase]

He definitely thinks the 3rd Godfather was the best of the lot too. Fag

He never saw any of the Godfather movies.

 

[EraGodless]

It felt like most of the movie, that's how much I hated the last part. It dragged on.

The Crispin Glover issue caused him to sue, and win, over not giving permission to re-use his likeness again, if I remember right. I'm not surprised he struggled to get sizable roles after that, he must have really pissed off some big names after that, even though he was absolutely right.

Spielberg has no integrity to me. Cunt was a part of that group from the 70's that pushed for full creative control - and got it - only to have it all disappear in an instant when Landis had to have his little helicopter stunt that killed Vic Morrow and two non-union kid actors. He threw Landis out to dry (which I agree with) and then proceeded to agree with giving studios all their power back (that I don't entirely agree with).

I know it's fucking showbusiness, lad, I don't work for free. I'm grateful to make as much as I do performing my music, but it doesn't mean I want to write and perform songs that I have no feelings towards.

Glover has openly called Spielberg a pedophile.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Pat gatekeeps BTTF because of his wedding day. He thinks it makes him authority on the topic

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how does he not kill himself?

 

[Agent Smith]

Time travel is fake and gay, which includes any entertainment mediums.

It's totally real if you can harness the power of a star. The only problem there is space is fake and stars are holograms.

 

[Jenna]

The third one just felt like a sad attempt to "franchise" it for future shitty sequels. The first two felt intrinsically linked to Marty, the third felt like a fanfic.

They're in the Wild West! Now they're in Medieval times! Now they're in the Renaissance! We have a time traveling DeLorean so we can go ANYWHERE!!! Doctor Who bullshit.

 

[1073waaf]

The first is obviously the best, but 2 is entertaining and has some clever ideas. 3 wouldn't actually be bad if it was a standalone movie, but it's objectively the worst of the trilogy. Even my young kids recognise that.

3 isn’t a…st-…standalone movie…

 

[Rudderman]

He's so warped and twisted that he feels compelled to always take the losers position in any argument, comparison or debate. He just cant help himself. I always thought oppositional defiance disorder was made up jewshit until Rick presented all of the hallmarks of the condition. Fuckin crazy shit. He will be a case study one day.

Pretend I replied to this with something erudite about Nietzschean slave morality.