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Can someone please photoshop Dan’s face on this poster? I’ll reward them sexually.
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I think the only good film take I've ever seen him have was that Master and Commander is good, which is on the level of saying that water is wet so not that big a point in his favor.Watch a movie for adults once in your life before you go to prison.
My objective rating is 1>2>3, but I loved 3 probably equal to the first as a kid just for the wild west setting.I liked 3 way more than 2 guess I’m a faggot now
Maybe he liked the part at the end where the kid was pointing to his dick.3???
Is he trying to be a faggot on purpose?
He's said Aliens is better than Alien so yes. He also thinks Ghostbusters II is better than Ghostbusters. He's like an over the top character in a sitcom who is known for being wrong about everything....and probably thinks that "Aliens" fixed everything that was wrong in the original.
He's more like the retard actor that played Chandler Bing telling Norm Macdonald he invented sarcasm.He's said Aliens is better than Alien so yes. He also thinks Ghostbusters II is better than Ghostbusters. He's like an over the top character in a sitcom who is known for being wrong about everything.
I'm sorry, are you referring to Mattspeak?He's more like the retard actor that played Chandler Bing telling Norm Macdonald he invented sarcasm.
Well, then he definitely deserves everything he has coming to him. Let's see how your hot takes go over in county, fatso.He's said Aliens is better than Alien so yes. He also thinks Ghostbusters II is better than Ghostbusters. He's like an over the top character in a sitcom who is known for being wrong about everything.
Neither have I tobehonestwitchya.He never saw any of the Godfather movies.
He's said Aliens is better than Alien so yes. He also thinks Ghostbusters II is better than Ghostbusters. He's like an over the top character in a sitcom who is known for being wrong about everything.
Uncultured swine.
For someone so obsessed with pop culture he really stinks at it.
He's in tune with slop culture. Get it? Because he's a fucking pig.For someone so obsessed with pop culture he really stinks at it.
There's not enough action scenes in The Godfather, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.For someone so obsessed with pop culture he really stinks at it.
Of course he's on the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" bandwagon. It's a Christmas movie in the same way Trading Places or Lethal Weapon (or most of Shane Black's scripts) are Christmas movies. They're set at Christmas, but you remove it from the plot, or replace it with another holiday or event and the movies still work. Christmas is incidental to the story, not integral.
“How does Pat like the car?”Pat gatekeeps BTTF because of his wedding day. He thinks it makes him authority on the topic
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It's also unoriginal Reddit tier faggotry- one person posts a "funny," then the rest of the humorless fucks steal it and make it part of their personalities. My kids watch Fuller House and they even mentioned it on there, that's how widespread it isOf course he's on the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" bandwagon. It's a Christmas movie in the same way Trading Places or Lethal Weapon (or most of Shane Black's scripts) are Christmas movies. They're set at Christmas, but you remove it from the plot, or replace it with another holiday or event and the movies still work. Christmas is incidental to the story, not integral.
Say Christmas more, stupid.
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