🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

[Suetonius]

 

[SFWA liaison]

Twice divorced, 2008 and 2015. Third time's the charm for him too?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Holy shit she moves fast.

 

[Will Tate]

Could be a whole lot of legal and financial reasons why they're getting married so soon, especially with several young children, probably the only way the guy can get the kids on his health insurance, for instance. Leave it alone and plan you own wedding, Bam.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Fatty Patty licks the soap the men leave in the showers at the gym.

If that's true, it's really disgusting

 

[Chive Turkey]

Hell I wouldnt surprised if she preggers now and thats why the wedding is happening so fast.

Fuck, I hope so. This is already racking up redneck bingo scores left and right without it being a literal shotgun wedding.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Pats daughter is going to call two men "daddy" and Pat isnt one of them. Glad to see she was able to move on. Not many men would sign up for a woman with 3 young kids. I know I wouldnt. Seems rather fast, but who am I to judge?

He knows her sons come from good Aryan stock

 

[RaggotFetard]

I think it's too soon but what do I know, it's gotta suck being alone with a kid

Alone with a kid?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ok. Wanna play this another way? Adrienne is doing her duty as a human and a woman producing kids like every 5 years. She’s raising them and parenting them. She finds a new man after the other ones die to make another baby and provide financial support so she can be a housemaker.

This is still better than Pat, who fucks his childless wifes farty pussy every night and suns his lizard instead of taking care of his kid.

Adrienne takes another W. Cope and seethe.

Just think if they stayed together. There would possibly at least 3 of pats kids in existence. Its bad enough he reproduced but at least she shut that down. I think she has always wanted a big family and pat didnt want any children. She got her dream and pat got his nightmare.

 

[Cuphead]

Just think if they stayed together. There would possibly at least 3 of pats kids in existence. Its bad enough he reproduced but at least she shut that down. I think she has always wanted a big family and pat didnt want any children. She got her dream and pat got his nightmare.

"No stlaker she didn't. No stlaker I didn't."

 

[victor_sanchez]

*sigh* adrienne...

 

[guest]

I absolutely am not better than that.

Apologies. I’ll never overestimate you again, scout’s honor.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"No stlaker she didn't. No stlaker I didn't."

 

[guest]

Did he just get off work for that graduation? These hick towns think their best flannel or realtree camo is formal attire.

See the other people wearing masks? Not this fella.

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Don’t playa hate, congratulate.

Edit: I totally deserved that car crash.

 

[RickReternal]

I guess she’s used to it by now and it helps A LOT that Patrick completely abandoned his daughter and is never around but it sucks for Adrienne that Annabelle looks so much like Patrick. At least her eyes are a different color than his.

Of course, it sucks the most for Annabelle that Annabelle looks like Patrick. That can’t be emphasized enough.

 

[Cuphead]

I guess she’s used to it by now and it helps A LOT that Patrick completely abandoned his daughter and is never around but it sucks for Adrienne that Annabelle looks so much like Patrick. At least her eyes are a different color than his.

Of course, it sucks the most for Annabelle that Annabelle looks like Patrick. That can’t be emphasized enough.

She literally looks like a midget tranny version of Pat

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Lol your idol got cucked

Got to appreciate the irony.

 

[captain_kamala]

She literally looks like a midget tranny version of Pat

Poor girl.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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No more heels for Ade. Ever.

To be fair, I’m not sure that was ever going to be an issue.

 

[guest]

This is gonna be a super trashy wedding

Someone’s salty.