🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Kid's got a dong like an Alaskan salmon.

with those very delayed eyes, he looks like his name IS Dong

 

[Jenna]

Country strong. Got the Goldberg tattoo on his left bicep and the Big Show tiger on his right arm. Can fix your car. Wears an earring. One of his friends wears an eyepatch.

 

[A House Nigger]

I think PCJ would absolutely stomp this mong maker.

With his hands and cock tied behind his back

 

[SFWA liaison]

he actually knows cars maintenance unlike some other LARPer "chief grease monkey" we know

Good for them, anything is better than single motherhood, gotta have a male role model around the kids so they don't troon out. And he looks like a decently adapted fella. I give them my blessing.

 

[captain_kamala]

Country strong. Got the Goldberg tattoo on his left bicep and the Big Show tiger on his right arm. Can fix your car. Wears an earring. One of his friends wears an eyepatch.

This is gonna be a super trashy wedding

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ade will have mason jars on wood slices for coasters at the wedding. The lighting? Edison bulbs and fairy lights

 

[Cuphead]

There really is never a dull moment in this place

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Country strong. Got the Goldberg tattoo on his left bicep and the Big Show tiger on his right arm. Can fix your car. Wears an earring. One of his friends wears an eyepatch.

He seems like a fine gentleman caller

 

[Easily_Remembered]

A friend of my wife's remarried 6 months after her husband's death to a man who was a recent widower himself. My wife's friend and her late husband were high school sweethearts, and she was never quite the same after she lost him. Some people just aren't capable of being alone, I suppose. Compound that with sudden, unexpected loss.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patrick is hotter

BAM! BE RESPECTFUL BAM!

 

[kingship75]

I said it so you wouldn't have to.

THANK YOU!

 

[Kurt_Love]

My guy is like 5'4 and would still easily beat the fuck out of Rick.

 

[A House Nigger]

The audacity! Getting married on College Football Saturday?

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At least annabelle will be involved in the wedding party

Adrienne Snyder and Joseph Brouette's Wedding Website

The wedding website of Adrienne Snyder and Joseph Brouette

www.zola.com

 

[Jenna]

This is gonna be a super trashy wedding

There's only one member of the wedding party who isn't related to them - Jon Taylor (I assume the bro with the eyepatch). Annabelle is a bridesmaid.

It's her third wedding, cut her some slack.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

He's got reddish facial hair which means he's likely a real fuck machine, albeit a stealthy one. With all due respect to big Jon (RIP), once a girl goes red...

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jeez… I was at least hoping she’d found someone with some cash and was re-marrying so quickly out of a sense of duty to protect her kids. I didn’t expect her kids would be celebrating the anniversary of the death of their father by welcoming Larry the Cable Guy into the family.

Hope this guy doesn’t die suddenly or have any friends with huge hogs. Hillbilly Liz Taylor isn’t a great look.

 

[A House Nigger]

WWAW the choice of drinks at the reception? Only 2 brands of beer? Is that common?

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[captainjapan]

Coors Light, the champagne of beers

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Country strong. Got the Goldberg tattoo on his left bicep and the Big Show tiger on his right arm. Can fix your car. Wears an earring. One of his friends wears an eyepatch.

Yo. We got tickets to the gun show. Pigger, if you’re reading this (and we know you are) that’s what muscle definition looks like. We’ve never seen even a hint of it from you despite your 2 hour days at the gym

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I wish them well and I wish I knew Joe's opinion on Pat's pallet chairs