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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

Chive Turkey

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Anyone having a formal wedding reception for their second, let alone third, marriage is a certified retard.
I've seen people do it for their second, better marriages but those are nearly always modest but classy. Hiring understated but still nice venues for close family and friends. For many it's just an excuse to have a fancy but not extravagantly so get-together.

Whatever's going on here is just bizarre. It's the most white trashy thing I've seen but they're treating it like it's a grand event, even as Ade's selling off half her house for a nickel. The fact that they've rushed into the wedding makes the whole thing seem that much more absurd.

I still don't understand the motivation for fucking with this woman. According to what we've seen, she's keeping her daughter safely away from fatso, who would have absolutely isolated her from her mother and her mother's side of the family by now, and undoubtedly, actively trooned her out with "gender affirming" drugs and surgeries. Not to mention, he would've exposed her to all of the degenerate pedophiles in his circle of "friends" at the mutant conventions he attends.

The mother's Facebook has photos of the daughter doing wholesome activities like belonging craft making groups and shit like that. It just seems fucked up to be harassing them.
I mostly agree but the third, bestest husband saga has definitely gotten my attention. It's hard not to gawp at these yokels when they're being such caricatures. I have no interest in fucking with them but I certainly will laugh.
 

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I've seen people do it for their second, better marriages but those are nearly always modest but classy. Hiring understated but still nice venues for close family and friends. For many it's just an excuse to have a fancy but not extravagantly so get-together.

Whatever's going on here is just bizarre. It's the most white trashy thing I've seen but they're treating it like it's a grand event, even as Ade's selling off half her house for a nickel. The fact that they've rushed into the wedding makes the whole thing seem that much more absurd.


I mostly agree but the third, bestest husband saga has definitely gotten my attention. It's hard not to gawp at these yokels when they're being such caricatures.

I get it for "the loffs", but these are innocent parties and aren't even in fatso's orbit anymore. They seem to wisely keep him at a safe distance. So what if the midwestern hicks are on to another marriage and aren't MENSA members? Her daughter is very likely quite happy her family is growing and she has more siblings to stave off boredom and help prevent her from being a terminally online loser like her biological father.
 

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I get it for "the loffs", but these are innocent parties and aren't even in fatso's orbit anymore. They seem to wisely keep him at a safe distance. So what if the midwestern hicks are on to another marriage and aren't MENSA members? Her daughter is very likely quite happy her family is growing and she has more siblings to stave off boredom and help prevent her from being a terminally online loser like her biological father.
No one's actively fucking with them. Well ... Maybe a select few are. I'm just broasting some chicken and laughing at people beneath me on the class scale.
 

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Pretty smart to be honestwitchya, venue is hedging their bets when half the wedding is puking/shitting pink chicken a 17 year old undercooked. WE WARNED YOU!

The BROASTED CHICKEN
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Wait a sec...wtf broasted chicken is not a typo? I guess I am not culinary adept enough to know Wisconsin's 5 star cuisines.
SPECIAL LIMITED TIME ONLY FOODBORNE ILLNESS
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I still don't understand the motivation for fucking with this woman. According to what we've seen, she's keeping her daughter safely away from fatso, who would have absolutely isolated her from her mother and her mother's side of the family by now, and undoubtedly, actively trooned her out with "gender affirming" drugs and surgeries. Not to mention, he would've exposed her to all of the degenerate pedophiles in his circle of "friends" at the mutant conventions he attends.

The mother's Facebook has photos of the daughter doing wholesome activities like belonging craft making groups and shit like that. It just seems fucked up to be harassing them.
I'm proud to be a johnson from wisconsin
A place where even rubes can have a ball
We don't make a party outta broasted chickenn
and pills are still the biggest thrill of all

In savanna oaks wisconsin USAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Honestly you're right I feel sad for these people I'm just a dick.



These are the people who fought in every war, did everything they were told, never asked for a thing, were occasionally met with lukewarm bittersweet victories in life, and instead of being bitter about it they just continue to reproduce setting each successive generation up with the same old low expectations and never questioning anything. They are innocent.
 
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Chive Turkey

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I get it for "the loffs", but these are innocent parties and aren't even in fatso's orbit anymore. They seem to wisely keep him at a safe distance. So what if the midwestern hicks are on to another marriage and aren't MENSA members? Her daughter is very likely quite happy her family is growing and she has more siblings to stave off boredom and help prevent her from being a terminally online loser like her biological father.
Like I said, I mostly agree. It's just that trying to moralize folks here into not doing something has a tendency to produce the opposite results, shockingly.

To take a more pragmatic approach, it does deserve to be emphasized that these people aren't self-proclaimed Internet warriors. They're just dopey rubes living their dopey lives through Boomerbook. If redditors start filling out contact forms, they're likely to start privating and deleting shit like any regular (i.e. non-Pat) person would do. We'd just end up depriving ourselves of their bumpkinry and where's the fun in that?
 

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Like I said, I mostly agree. It's just that trying to moralize folks here into not doing something has a tendency to produce the opposite results.

To take a more pragmatic point of view, it does deserve to be emphasized that these people aren't self-proclaimed Internet warriors. They're just dopey rubes living their dopey lives through Boomerbook. If redditors start filling out contact forms, they're likely to start privating and deleting shit like any regular (i.e. non-Pat) person would do. We'd just end up depriving ourselves of their bumpkinry and where's the fun in that?

Fucking with them is also a pathway for fatso to weasel his way into that vulnerable child's life by way of teaming up with the mother and her family against the trolls. In the immortal words of a piss sock having, booger eating, ship steering shock jock, just "leave it alone".
 

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I still don't understand the motivation for fucking with this woman. According to what we've seen, she's keeping her daughter safely away from fatso, who would have absolutely isolated her from her mother and her mother's side of the family by now, and undoubtedly, actively trooned her out with "gender affirming" drugs and surgeries. Not to mention, he would've exposed her to all of the degenerate pedophiles in his circle of "friends" at the mutant conventions he attends.

The mother's Facebook has photos of the daughter doing wholesome activities like belonging craft making groups and shit like that. It just seems fucked up to be harassing them.
Shut up, nerd. We’re just pointing and laughing at this broke slut.
 

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Hey snackie, this might be the dogwhistle you need to get this place shut down for good
 
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My reddit contact almost RSVP'd for half the wedding party and claimed they would not attend but decided that the concept was just as funny as the execution and closed the page instead.

Faggot.
 
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