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Fatty Patty licks the soap the men leave in the showers at the gym.
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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨
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Hes a little fella but has bigger arms than pat.Country strong. Got the Goldberg tattoo on his left bicep and the Big Show tiger on his right arm. Can fix your car. Wears an earring. One of his friends wears an eyepatch.
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Yes, if you're white trash and I only say that from experience. This wedding is essentially going to be my cousin's wedding from two years ago
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They got three kids to feed. You want a fancy cocktail you can bring it yourself.
Otherwise Joe's gonna pick up a 36 of Coors and a 36 of Miller from the Beverage Barn, and maybe a couple bottles of cheap wine for the women.
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Fuck yeah I'm going to party hard with some fucking milk!
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It would be really funny if Adrienne is still lowkey hate-obsessed with Patrick and doing little but pointed, harmless things to degrade his perilously poor mental health further, like dressing his not-legally-not-in-name-only-in-genes daughter in Bears regalia.
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It drank pretty good, don’t it?
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Sir, that would be Miller High Life. Get it right or pay the price.
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They sure as all fuck ain't havin' no Bud Light with that goddamn FAGGOT on the can
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No more heels for Ade. Ever. She’s gotta slouch a little in pics with him which…isn’t great. I’ve known men to explicitly or implicitly give their ladies the note that they have to be shorter. Let’s hope she came up with that idea on her own.
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You know he is going to drop a batch in her. Hell I wouldnt surprised if she preggers now and thats why the wedding is happening so fast. I would be really shocked if he doesnt have a kid with her.
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Oh shit I never thought of that.
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I understand that women have dual-mating strategies, but this is wrong.
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I mean, he shouldn't be that surprised given how they met in the first place. At least he can rest easy knowing that he was a bonafide monkey branch and not just a stopgap.
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She must've really missed Pat if she went for another guy with fat chinky eyes, funster.
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Ok. Wanna play this another way? Adrienne is doing her duty as a human and a woman producing kids like every 5 years. She’s raising them and parenting them. She finds a new man after the other ones die to make another baby and provide financial support so she can be a housemaker.
This is still better than Pat, who fucks his childless wifes farty pussy every night and suns his lizard instead of taking care of his kid.
Adrienne takes another W. Cope and seethe.
This is still better than Pat, who fucks his childless wifes farty pussy every night and suns his lizard instead of taking care of his kid.
Adrienne takes another W. Cope and seethe.