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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

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VHS tapes!!! Do we still think Jon had a good life insurance policy?

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Your Becky’s box.
 

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There's only one member of the wedding party who isn't related to them - Jon Taylor (I assume the bro with the eyepatch). Annabelle is a bridesmaid.

It's her third wedding, cut her some slack.
Eyepatch guy is Adrienne's father.

He also doesn't wear an eyepatch because he lost an eye like a badass. He's just cross-eyed.
 

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Jesus, that's genuinely shocking.

I'll say this, I think it's a case of really poor genetics because while he does look old and has the prerequisite Wisconsin level of adipose tissue, he doesn't seem particularly unhealthy. There isn't that kind of unnatural deathliness you observe people who age like shit because they've severely neglected and wrecked their bodies for years. A good example of that is this Patrick Tomlinson fella you may have heard of.
probably a (ex) junkie or something, in and out of courthouse ripping people off etc, now hes got that sweet sweet Jon life insurance money
 

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Adrienne "We must secure a future for White children" Raimer does it again!

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"If I ever do any see of him in person, it will end poorly for him and he knows it."
That cracked a few ribs and reminded me of something very sad.

When I was in 5th grade all the guys in the class called this one girl the Beast because she was hideous. Once we went through the halls singing "Kill the Beast" which was a lot of fun in the moment. I must have told my mom about it because she spent the rest of middle school telling me she was going to become beautiful in high school. It didn't happen, she in fact got so ugly that people who didn't know her thought she was retarded.

Those Tomlinson genetics are a real motherfucker. Every new picture of this kid confirms to me that she's the Beast of her class. Maybe she'll be lucky and blend in with some other white trash, but she was really dealt a shit hand.
 
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