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Your Becky’s box.VHS tapes!!! Do we still think Jon had a good life insurance policy?
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Your Becky’s box.VHS tapes!!! Do we still think Jon had a good life insurance policy?
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She narrated the intros for the first two Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. That was always a weird little fun fact to me.John Larroquette was renowned through out much of the 90s all over New York and Hollywood for her sweet tight wet pussy.
He's draining twelve a day, minimum. Bud Light on the down-low of course.I wrote earlier in one of the threads that he didn’t seem like like a drunk. I am revising that. I thought he was 52 or so. 43 with that mug? Probably a drinker, maybe smoker.
Eyepatch guy is Adrienne's father.There's only one member of the wedding party who isn't related to them - Jon Taylor (I assume the bro with the eyepatch). Annabelle is a bridesmaid.
It's her third wedding, cut her some slack.
Holy shit one of his dumb pics looks just like thisLet's be real, here.
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Please continue to post all Pat related info. An 18 page thread when Patposting is dead, that's good workYeah. I should have just kept this info to myself, right?
Pat could never lift those dumbbellsSome of the treasures at the yard sale. I've been wanting to make a poor shaming post for all the shit she sells on Facebook but I've restrained myself
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BrotosarusPat could never lift those dumbbells
He may as well have "loser" stamped on his foreheadHe's draining twelve a day, minimum. Bud Light on the down-low of course.
probably a (ex) junkie or something, in and out of courthouse ripping people off etc, now hes got that sweet sweet Jon life insurance moneyJesus, that's genuinely shocking.
I'll say this, I think it's a case of really poor genetics because while he does look old and has the prerequisite Wisconsin level of adipose tissue, he doesn't seem particularly unhealthy. There isn't that kind of unnatural deathliness you observe people who age like shit because they've severely neglected and wrecked their bodies for years. A good example of that is this Patrick Tomlinson fella you may have heard of.
Wrong, child. Its not the British spelling. It’s the correct spelling. The US media dropped the extra letters to save on ink during the printing press era. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand. Now fuck off.I love how Patrick S. Tomlinson uses the British spelling of words.
DOB: 09-13-1979
If this whore sells his Chris Reeve Sebenza knife at a yard sale I hope Jon's ghost poltergeists their house.Translation - "jewelry" - watches, "tools" - knives. Is she going to sell his jumbo sized briefs too?
That cracked a few ribs and reminded me of something very sad.Adrienne "We must secure a future for White children" Raimer does it again!
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"If I ever do any see of him in person, it will end poorly for him and he knows it."
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