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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

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Slackjawed Cow said:
Same age as pat
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Jesus, that's genuinely shocking.

I'll say this, I think it's a case of really poor genetics because while he does look old and has the prerequisite Wisconsin level of adipose tissue, he doesn't seem particularly unhealthy. There isn't that kind of unnatural deathliness you observe people who age like shit because they've severely neglected and wrecked their bodies for years. A good example of that is this Patrick Tomlinson fella you may have heard of.
 
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Torque & Rooster said:
Jesus, that's genuinely shocking.

I'll say this, I think it's a case of really poor genetics because while he does look old and has the prerequisite Wisconsin level of adipose tissue, he doesn't seem particularly unhealthy. There isn't that kind of unnatural deathliness you observe people who age like shit because they've severely neglected and wrecked their bodies for years. A good example of that is this Patrick Tomlinson fella you may have heard of.
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I wrote earlier in one of the threads that he didn’t seem like like a drunk. I am revising that. I thought he was 52 or so. 43 with that mug? Probably a drinker, maybe smoker.
 
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I wrote earlier in one of the threads that he didn’t seem like like a drunk. I am revising that. I thought he was 52 or so. 43 with that mug? Probably a drinker, maybe smoker.
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I don't think it's either really. Probably likes a beer and a smoke, sure, but that doesn't explain him. Chain smokers and alcoholics tend to look different. They don't just turn old quicker, their bodies tend to deteriorate in very unnatural but specific ways. Faces sag and bloat in weird angles. H²Joe here doesn't seem to have anything pointing towards that, nigga just skipped a decade like it's a boardgame.

My guess is he's just very unfortunate and got some kind of rapid aging gene like they put in clones in da movies.
 
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Some of the treasures at the yard sale. I've been wanting to make a poor shaming post for all the shit she sells on Facebook but I've restrained myself
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