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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

WheelchairFred

Bug bawx?
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Geez, Pat made them lock down their wedding page with his rude messages. Sick, sad guy.
Think Ade told her new beau about rascals, funsters, and pests? Has she warned the new in-laws "you might be getting a few texts..." or locked down any obituary pages before Nigel can light a condolence candle?
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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Jesus, that's genuinely shocking.

I'll say this, I think it's a case of really poor genetics
Standard short-lived White trash. Small stature, poor eyesight, unsuccessful in life. Hasn't read a book since auto college and proud of it.

Still more intelligent than 90% of the blegs but that's a low bar.
 

HH Brother

Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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I know it’s been implied like 20 times but it needs to be called out directly: People with squinty eyes like Joe have something wrong with them and that thing is often an attraction to children.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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Our third, worse Joe's daughter is probably the most normal looking of the bunch and she's still hobbit-like and weird looking.

And look at that dipshit with his high-visibility jacket. I have several and they only get worn in work environments that I need to have them on. You know who wears that type of shit as day to day clothes? Literal retards. The only time I'd be seen in public wearing that is if I was stopping for something on the drive home from a jobsite. This faggot is a half-tard with a half-job. What's he do again? Has a seasonal job doing maintenance on ski lifts? The only people who wear that shit around want to put out the message "I totally have a job. A blue collar one, so one could assume that I possess skills and useful knowledge. I don't though. My supervisor is an 18 year old pothead."
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Holy fuck he's only 10 years my senior? I better not have a thin as fuck creeper lip and pedo slit-eyes by my mid 40s.

I'm 54 and look better than this bloke.

I had enough empty Jagermeister bottles from the "She" sessions to fill a small home, and I still look healthier than him.

Good God, your American diets, lads.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Yeah and those kids are clearly beautiful on the day they're born, it's not something they grow into two decades later.
If that were the reality, the whole ugly duckling that turns into a swan thing wouldn’t be a thing. Everyone knows kids who were fugly as hell and turned out way better than anyone expected.

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