Fawkin' bruuutal video. Pat bombs on stage (literally no one laughs) and then admits he's not an actual comic.

[guest]

I thought this was how you paid your bills, you lying pig?

[MEDIA=youtube]C-q1KkcWht4[/MEDIA]

 

[guest]

"In clings landing everybody"

Wow, he really thought that stolen reddit joke was going to save his set, huh?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

fawkin brooooodal

 

[CumiaPoodle]

you missed his next joke.

“I only like guns that shoot blanks. I’m sorry did I say blanks? I meant Blacks.”

No one laughed and he called them nigger lovers

 

[handsomeblue]

Makes Ant at the Big Jay roast seem admirable.

You don't think using a suicidal cry for help is a good opener? Neyeheyeheyehe

 

[guest]

I'm feeling some chills... of the douche variety.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

This was truly painful to watch.

 

[JamieConway]

Holy fuck...this is why you shouldn't keep telling your children they are amazing no matter what.

 

[Bigsmooth]

This guy stinks! Hefty too

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Holy. Shit.

 

[Stent]

That's a Carlin joke. Keep fondling the handrail nervously, fatso.

 

[guest]

There was more laughter in Rupert Pupkin's mother's basement.

 

[HotDogJoe]

ooof that was so much worse than I was expecting it to be. You can hear a pin drop in that place.

How can a person be this deluded? I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t the most hateable person alive.

 

[Opesterino]

this is hard to watch. as much as I hate this stupid fat piece of shit, this is just terrible. Patrick S Tomlinson - please die.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Fucking ribs, he is completely devoid of charm or wit. His fucking "joke" stank too. Thank you for posting this.

 

[FurBurger]

That's a Carlin joke.

Oh, he's never going to live this down:

Carlin:
I don’t think a writer could ever commit suicide. Do you? A writer would be too busy working on the note all goddamn year. Trying to get it just right. First draft, second draft, third revision, whole new ending. Finally, he’d turn it into a book proposal and have a reason to live. That wouldn’t work.

Still, it's not like Pat's intimately familiar with Carlin's work:

https://archive.ph/yMiyf#selection-10359.0-10359.179

...and this one really got me:

https://archive.ph/fTvX9

Some more links for the archive:
Pat's so tightly attuned to Carlin's thought processes, he can predict what he'd say now!
Although he missed Carlin's comments on Pat's political correctness.
Pat's dad, who rode bulls in a competition that doesn't ride bulls, saw Carlin arrested for the "7 words" bit.
Pat's a professional comedian, and should know better than to copy other people's jokes.

Also, good catch, @Stent and @KillaKuhnsDeadSon; that one's gonna leave a fuckin' mark.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

There was more laughter in Rupert Pupkin's mother's basement.

There was more laughter in Connor Peterson's mother's lungs

 

[1073waaf]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I once had a small flurry into open-mics & for some stupid reason started one with a suicide line, it went down like Rick on his bathroom floor cutting a toenail, but the cadence managed to get just the right amount of loffs ( = >0 ).

Edit: yes, flurry

 

[Stent]

Oh, he's never going to live this down:




Still, it's not like Pat's intimately familiar with Carlin's work:
View attachment 11197
https://archive.ph/yMiyf#selection-10359.0-10359.179

...and this one really got me:
View attachment 11198
https://archive.ph/fTvX9

Some more links for the archive:
Pat's so tightly attuned to Carlin's thought processes, he can predict what he'd say now!
Although he missed Carlin's comments on Pat's political correctness.
Pat's dad, who rode bulls in a competition that doesn't ride bulls, saw Carlin arrested for the "7 words" bit.
Pat's a professional comedian, and should know better than to copy other people's jokes.

Also, good catch, @Stent and @KillaKuhnsDeadSon; that one's gonna leave a fuckin' mark.

It was on Carlin's Life Is Worth Losing live album and that was pretty popular. It's not some obscure joke you could accidentally not realize you'd heard before.

: Fucking scumbaaaag. Yuck! spits on floor