Fawkin' bruuutal video. Pat bombs on stage (literally no one laughs) and then admits he's not an actual comic.

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I got PTSD from all the bombings

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This would have been a perfect place for Club Soda Kenny to heckle. FAGGOT!

 

[Will Tate]

I got PTSD from all the bombings

"Our next act is to comedy what drones were to the Middle East during the Obama administration, please welcome Patrick S. Tomlinson!"

"Thank you, host-child, thank you everybody. So, anyone here ever tried open mic comedy shows because they were too narcissistic and cheap to go to therapy?"

*cough*

*vvvrrrooooommmm*

 

[TorqueWheeler]

So what’s the deal with your pregnant wife leaving you for a friend and then wanting to kill yourself while crying uncontrollably for weeks in a pit of unbearable despair? Am I right, folks? Nobody?

 

[MonsterSteve]

I bet you whenever he’s taking a shower he imagines himself in that same situation again but attacking the crowd like Burr 2.0

 

[Guyincognito]

That silence while waiting for laughter and only being met with a cough is identical to this:

 

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[guest]

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Yes he fucking did! Tell the reddit guy thanks for bringing that up with him if you have an account there.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

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His continued use of "we" when there is no "we" is infuriating. You own this, fatty.

 

[guest]

His continued use of "we" when there is no "we" is infuriating. You own this, fatty.

At first I thought maybe he meant him and Niki but now I think it's the SFWA. He's saying "We" in an effort to convince himself they're not gonna drop him like a hot potato and leave him on the hook for the 25k to Quasi and possibly the entire 100k for the lawsuit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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This is why I will never rest until you’re dead, you fucking useless fat cunt. Pathetic little man can’t admit to anything he does even when there’s irrefutable proof of it. Thankfully your horrible lifestyle will see to it sooner than later.

 

[Guyincognito]

His continued use of "we" when there is no "we" is infuriating. You own this, fatty.

I’m using the royal we. I’m sorry you’re so bad at this child.