This was when he was a fresh comic, little ones. His material has gotten significantly better and now pays the bills, when he feels like it, children.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Fawkin' bruuutal video. Pat bombs on stage (literally no one laughs) and then admits he's not an actual comic.
Atleast Krusty got a reaction. It was as if Patrick was performing in a morgue.
A Fat Man was literally dropped on that crowd.
100x better crafted material than Pat. I woulda laughed my ass off
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To be honest that is some A material.
If Only Patrick had the balls- pretty sure I might have done this if I bombed that bad.
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Kipp Rusty Walker stabs himself multiple times, dying on stage, as coffeehouse audience thinks it's performance art.
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His stand up is all about his awful life and he can’t even make it funny ripping off Carlin. It’s amazing how he doesn’t realize his normal behavior his hilarious but couldn’t be funny if he tried. He almost sounds like Pat from Moonachie with his “ehhh” delivery.
> It’s amazing how he doesn’t realize his normal behavior his hilarious but couldn’t be funny if he tried.
I was just thinking about this today.
The funniest comment that I could think of now might get 3 or 4 digital upvotes. But Pat? He can get HUNDREDS of people interacting with every single banal Twitter comment he makes! He is making literally hundreds of people laugh every single day.
Of course, his dream is that these reactions will be from people who respect him for his writing, his comedy, his unique brand of political snark and his undeniable intelligence - none of which will ever, ever happen.
So who wins? Certainly not Pat, traipsing through life in those leaden clown shoes of his, choosing to be a right cunt rather than a happy one.
It's like if David Brent were an actual person rather than a comic creation. It's very meta, isn't it?
I was just thinking about this today.
The funniest comment that I could think of now might get 3 or 4 digital upvotes. But Pat? He can get HUNDREDS of people interacting with every single banal Twitter comment he makes! He is making literally hundreds of people laugh every single day.
Of course, his dream is that these reactions will be from people who respect him for his writing, his comedy, his unique brand of political snark and his undeniable intelligence - none of which will ever, ever happen.
So who wins? Certainly not Pat, traipsing through life in those leaden clown shoes of his, choosing to be a right cunt rather than a happy one.
It's like if David Brent were an actual person rather than a comic creation. It's very meta, isn't it?
God damn...those pauses for laughter and nothing happens. I felt itchy watching it.
Holy shit, the pauses for laughter met by utter silence.
I've heard more noise at sporting events when they ask for a moment of silence to honor the victims of a mass shooting.
tbf, there was a cough (or clearing of throat for one), and audible groans- and cars speeding by in the background.
edit: Now that I've listened to it for the 100x time, the sheer lack of laughter/sound, is funny in and of itself.
He's like the comedian at The Bing or old folks home (RETIREMENT COMMUNITY) in the Sopranos-- except somehow worse.
MAXIMUM security...work with me here, folks.
Didn't the fat fuckwit once say he doesn't wait for laughter, he waits for it to die down?
Not so.
Yes, he said that on Norm/11, in the same thread he said Norm wasn't funny.
Fucking pathetic how at going on 42 years old he dedicates his time to manufacturing a false persona online. It's his number one priority--not his wife, it's not his home, it's not his health, it's not his education, it's sure as shit not his writing career if the quality of his output is any indication. There's nothing more important to him than jacking into his Twitter Matrix and no longer being the fat, worthless, lazy, fat, insipid, uneducated, fat, unbalanced, fat piece of human refuse known as Patrick S. Tomlinson (SFWA member and defender of pedophiles everywhere), no, now he's the Stealthy Geek, Twitter superhero and all-around bad-ass. His earliest tweets make this perfectly clear, he narrates his own psychotic break, much in the same way he photographically documents how fat he is.
On first watch I thought the audience sound had been edited out and that was the bit. Then I heard the cough and I realized Pat was in the middle of the greatest bombing in standup history. I wish Jamie Foxx had been there to voice his internal monologue.
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The Bing comedian talking about the Balkans is so bad it’s funny. Not so much here.
Silvio probably would have garroted him while looking very displeased. Measures were taken...
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You forgot to mention that he’s kinda portly. I’m just saying.