That was terrible. The silence and the cars driving by in the background. He was so nervous getting zero reaction from the crowd that he even flubs his Game is Thrones joke. When he repeats the question, he says "klings landing". Stammering fool.
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Fawkin' bruuutal video. Pat bombs on stage (literally no one laughs) and then admits he's not an actual comic.
That was terrible. The silence and the cars driving by in the background. He was so nervous getting zero reaction from the crowd that he even flubs his Game is Thrones joke. When he repeats the question, he says "klings landing". Stammering fool.
He can't even get a chuckle with that Carlin joke because he's such a poor joke teller. Then he closes with a fucking street joke. A pun street joke. Just like his books, all of his "work" is stolen. Not from obscure places either. It comes from mass produced popular media that millions of people have enjoyed. There's not an original thought in his giant, booze soaked head.
Looking beyond Fat Rick's plagiarism, Carlin's joke works because:
1. He was funny
2. He wasn't fat
3. He begins the joke by stating that a writer could never commit suicide because they would be constantly re-editing the note; which makes sense if you know anything about work ethic of writers and their attention to detail.
OTOH, Rick states that he could never kill himself because he couldn't get the note right. Owing to solipsistic Rick being a famous writer in his head, he didn't establish (AFAIK) to the audient that he was a writer of several books and articles, therefore why would it matter if Rick killed himself and left a poorly written note? Millions of people do this everyday.
4. Rick is fat
1. He was funny
2. He wasn't fat
3. He begins the joke by stating that a writer could never commit suicide because they would be constantly re-editing the note; which makes sense if you know anything about work ethic of writers and their attention to detail.
OTOH, Rick states that he could never kill himself because he couldn't get the note right. Owing to solipsistic Rick being a famous writer in his head, he didn't establish (AFAIK) to the audient that he was a writer of several books and articles, therefore why would it matter if Rick killed himself and left a poorly written note? Millions of people do this everyday.
4. Rick is fat
CLINGS LANDING EVERYBODY
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At least one guy was laughing 0:28. Faggot. You suck, Pat.
Couple of three things:
1. Is he doing this set at a Circle K?
2. I’ve heard funnier shit on a suicide hotline.
3. He’s fat.
1. Is he doing this set at a Circle K?
2. I’ve heard funnier shit on a suicide hotline.
3. He’s fat.
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It's open mic night at Rite Aid.
If I could I’d be texting him about “Cling’s Landing” right now. Humiliating
Chicken Alfredo
Here are all his Carlin mentions on Twitter.
Just a taste:
He actually compares himself to Carlin here. That's George's daughter that he's playing Twitter grabass with. You know that shit has emboldened him to speak on behalf of George, which he's done a lot of.
Just a taste:
He actually compares himself to Carlin here. That's George's daughter that he's playing Twitter grabass with. You know that shit has emboldened him to speak on behalf of George, which he's done a lot of.
All I ever have to do to renew my hatred of Pat, is read any interaction between him and anybody he doesn't agree with
“AT A RITE AID!!!!!!!!?”
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Are you ready to laugh?!!
1980?!?!?!?!
Holy fuck. The only giggle he got was his own nervous laugh after the "actual comic" line. That was so much worse than I thought it would be. 50 seconds feels like a 10 minutes with all that bombing.
And this isn't the set he apologized for where he lost his shit over political stuff. Imagine how bad that one is. People must have been so uncomfortable they left. No way he apologizes otherwise. If a video exists...or what if Canyon contacts the organizer and asks him about that night?
Remember when he completely lifted Louie’s bit about the word hilarious and once again made it crushingly unfunny? Lazy, fat faggot can’t even steal properly.
When he said the first punchline, there was silence followed by a cough. Ribs