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Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

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"Can I help you there, sport?"

I don't know what is being said since I don't care enough to turn up the volume, but I'm sure it does not warrant whatever the look is on Pat's face. This is him overcompensating for his nervousness by having a resting bitch face that he thinks makes him look confident and self-assured.

Meanwhile the other guy is just neutral or smiling throughout, like an actual confident person would be.
 

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"Can I help you there, sport?"

I don't know what is being said since I don't care enough to turn up the volume, but I'm sure it does not warrant whatever the look is on Pat's face. This is him overcompensating for his nervousness by having a resting bitch face that he thinks makes him look confident and self-assured.

Meanwhile the other guy is just neutral or smiling throughout, like an actual confident person would be.
Pat is so awkward in this video, every movement he makes is odd, even when sipping his beer. He’s trying so hard to look “natural” yet comes off as a fidgeting mess. He wants so bad to be seen as a cool dude bro but fucks it all up
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I agree with you. He’s totally felony pizza swaTTing himself. And the manager basically said “someone’s getting into his account.” I’m sure they can easily flag his address if he requested it.
I also believe this, the “someone got my account” seems like it could easily be fixed by a password change. Pat does this so he can cry victim, especially since he said it’s happened “everyday for 4 years” when it seems to be once a month if that.
 

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I'm not saying Patrick is definitively a closeted homosexual retard. However, if one was a closeted homosexual retard, this would be exactly how one would behave. He's all fidgety and a complete puddle of a man.

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They told him to “act natural” and he panicked. He’s never had guy friends because they would bust his balls and he wouldn’t be able to handle it.
 

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One tiny tidbit that I took from this phone call: Niki is more self-aware than Patrick. Niki definitely told Patrick that she would call Pizza Hut to discuss things with them, but didn't want to go into too much detail, which means she's embarrassed by the whole thing.

Patrick would go into huge detail, scream, yell, talk about how he's told them a million times, etc.

Niki definitely wants nothing to do with us, and by extension him -- but something keeps her to him. Just fascinating.
 

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I'm not saying Patrick is definitively a closeted homosexual retard. However, if one was a closeted homosexual retard, this would be exactly how one would behave. He's all fidgety and a complete puddle of a man.

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He's definitely a closet faggot even if he's not necessarily gay. His face looks like he's actively being tormented by bullies in gym class and he's trying to pretend like he doesn't care.
 

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One tiny tidbit that I took from this phone call: Niki is more self-aware than Patrick. Niki definitely told Patrick that she would call Pizza Hut to discuss things with them, but didn't want to go into too much detail, which means she's embarrassed by the whole thing.

Patrick would go into huge detail, scream, yell, talk about how he's told them a million times, etc.

Niki definitely wants nothing to do with us, and by extension him -- but something keeps her to him. Just fascinating.
Or he caught her on the phone and gave her one of these
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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One tiny tidbit that I took from this phone call: Niki is more self-aware than Patrick. Niki definitely told Patrick that she would call Pizza Hut to discuss things with them, but didn't want to go into too much detail, which means she's embarrassed by the whole thing.

Patrick would go into huge detail, scream, yell, talk about how he's told them a million times, etc.

Niki definitely wants nothing to do with us, and by extension him -- but something keeps her to him. Just fascinating.
That’s why I strongly believe she’s his caregiver and he is such a mental case he’s disabled. The only job he had was insurance so scamming the government isn’t far from reach. Usually it’s someone caring for a family member but there’s cases where your significant other can be a caregiver and get paid to make sure Pat doesn’t cause trouble in public.

Reminder, Pat doesn’t even have his name on their checking accounts because any online donations is in her name. Niki “didn’t want” kids yet she’s married to an mentally stunted man child. Pat is her child, child.
 
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