Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Hey OP: You were barely able to pull this off, around your constant hemming and hawing. And you didn't press him on the "account" stuff.

If you do this again; have a plan or at least a script.

Then you make a call nigger it's the pizza hut on farwell

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

That’s why I strongly believe she’s his caregiver and he is such a mental case he’s disabled. The only job he had was insurance so scamming the government isn’t far from reach. Usually it’s someone caring for a family member but there’s cases where your significant other can be a caregiver and get paid to make sure Pat doesn’t cause trouble in public.

Reminder, Pat doesn’t even have his name on their checking accounts because any online donations is in her name. Niki “didn’t want” kids yet she’s married to an mentally stunted man child. Pat is her child, child.

I agree in that. Her managing all the money is a part of being a caregiver. Her calling to handle financial discrepancies seems par for the course. Pat is too retarded to manage his own money responsibly.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I agree in that. Her managing all the money is a part of being a caregiver. Her calling to handle financial discrepancies seems par for the course. Pat is too retarded to manage his own money responsibly.

Also explains why he always says “we” for things that should be “I”. I’ve only known one or two people who were caregivers and you can really run a scam and get paid to do next to nothing. Plus many of the people in the SFWA / people that attend his dork cons seem to be disability and on government dole (funny how they’re all far left democrats…)

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Which unit?

PH1 he’s on the top floor so they refer to it as a penthouse. It’s not in the traditional sense re: luxurious. All the top floor units are PH designated.

 

[Petworth dude]

Yeah I am team Spic on the manager’s ethnicity.

He could be a spic with some sub-Saharan African ancestry. You know, like Luis Guzman.

 

[guest]

Then you make a call nigger it's the pizza hut on farwell

Uhhh should I use a VPN?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I'm guessing you don't need to confirm by phone number. So that one guy from this thread used pat's phone number/address and his own email to activate the account. It's not like someone has pat's login or some stupid shit like that.

Not a very funny prank you homo

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I think it's a newly uncovered video never before seen until yesterday, and yes it's one of Pat's pedophile friends Jackson Jones

 

[guest]

Only question he gets right is a pop culture question that only a faggot would know the answer to. A man's man for sure.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This one looks like he’s jerking off his pedo friend again while gargling his own Weimar (aka rancid sperm).

 

[guest]

nikki gets the crust IF she's behaved herself

Look at her. She ain’t living off of crusts.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Look at her. She ain’t living off of crusts.

i wouldn't call what she does "living"

 

[guest]

you would be neutralized on the spot

Well, the greasy pizzas would be. Neutralized right into his mouth.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Look at her. She ain’t living off of crusts.

Thiki has dropped a good 7 - 10 pounds recently. Patrick has gained that and then some in a matter of days.

 

[guest]

My wife Hila would be very upset if I was getting conjugal visits from a dead author guy!

Oh shit Jules Verne died?

 

[felonious_patposter]

Oh shit Jules Verne died?

i didn't even know he was sick

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

One tiny tidbit that I took from this phone call: Niki is more self-aware than Patrick. Niki definitely told Patrick that she would call Pizza Hut to discuss things with them, but didn't want to go into too much detail, which means she's embarrassed by the whole thing.

Patrick would go into huge detail, scream, yell, talk about how he's told them a million times, etc.

Niki definitely wants nothing to do with us, and by extension him -- but something keeps her to him. Just fascinating.

Its the fact she has to pay him alimony and the knowledge that this faggot will actually fight for it like a pussy if she did

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Its the fact she has to pay him alimony and the knowledge that this faggot will actually fight for it like a pussy if she did

If they ever have secks, I hope she has quintuple redundancy birth control. Until they spawn together she could still theoretically cut him out of her life without any residue except the pork rind paw prints over everything.

 

[guest]

These guys are probably the ones making the calls:

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That was the faggiest thing I’ve ever seen and believe me I’ve seen things. Those three morons should receive numerous axe wounds to the face until they admit to being queer.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I love how every black customer service rep we talk to is always uncharacteristically helpful and professional, like the call about the hotel bomb threat