Exclusive interview with Pizza Hut Manager who deals with Pat's fake pizza orders

[Doyle Hargraves]

I love how every black customer service rep we talk to is always uncharacteristically helpful and professional, like the call about the hotel bomb threat

They’re just keeping you on the line while the fbi traces the call. The search is underway and prison approaches.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just bringing this back from the dead because it doesnt get brought up enough. Niki had to handle talking to the pizza company because pat cant be civil. Im starting to lean towards that niki with help must have gone over his helmet to resolve the case. Pat was more mad about losing than actually paying.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This was almost a year ago?

Time fawkin' flies in the Patverse.

 

[NigelCumia]

Did the pizza deliveries predate the swatTs or run parallel?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did the pizza deliveries predate the swatTs or run parallel?

Nobody really knows when that started. I think there was some overlap though. Pat used to say he was getting pizzas sent to his place for a couple years and everyone here thought he was full of shit because its such a lame, old, and unfunny prank. Then someone did some sleuthing and turns out he is known among the local pizza places.

 

[BUBBLER]

Nobody really knows when that started. I think there was some overlap though. Pat used to say he was getting pizzas sent to his place for a couple years and everyone here thought he was full of shit because its such a lame, old, and unfunny prank. Then someone did some sleuthing and turns out he is known among the local pizza places.

He paid for 100% of those pizzas

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He paid for 100% of those pizzas

Didnt they say that they would get a text that a pizza was being made for him and was able to cancel a lot of them before delivery?

 

[BUBBLER]

Didnt they say that they would get a text that a pizza was being made for him and was able to cancel a lot of them before delivery?

And yet he never did

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And yet he never did

 

[Dennis Denuto]

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I love how he tagged Papa John's as well

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

pizza pizza

 

[BUBBLER]

Nigga show me a Pat text that you got from someone off reddit

I'm in desperate need of a FFBL crack hit

 

[guest]

So Fat's favourite pizza has cream sauce, buffalo sauce and blue cheese sauce on it, that's on top of the yeasty American pizza dough, GM chicken and cheese. Why not throw an order of doughy bread sticks on top of that? No wonder he looks like he does, eating literal inflammation triggers all the time.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Aren't breadsticks to stop fat pieces of shit from chewing the tablecloth when they have to wait five minutes for their pizza to be cooked? Why would you order them as a delivery?

 

[guest]

Aren't breadsticks to stop fat pieces of shit from chewing the tablecloth when they have to wait five minutes for their pizza to be cooked? Why would you order them as a delivery?

I thought they were the crunchy ones you used to get in shitty "Italian restaurants" in the UK in the 90s before I looked at Ian's Pizza's website. They're basically massive wedges of dough with a dip. Real fatshit stuff.

Not this

But this

What an oinker.

 

[BUBBLER]

Aren't breadsticks to stop fat pieces of shit from chewing the tablecloth when they have to wait five minutes for their pizza to be cooked? Why would you order them as a delivery?

It's how they squeeze out extra money from rubes by serving them leftover dough without any of the things that makes pizza great

 

[fricklefrackle]

View attachment 146226So Fat's favourite pizza has cream sauce, buffalo sauce and blue cheese sauce on it, that's on top of the yeasty American pizza dough, GM chicken and cheese. Why not throw an order of doughy bread sticks on top of that? No wonder he looks like he does, eating literal inflammation triggers all the time.

In Italy we'd hang you for this.

 

[Dog Eater]

In Italy we'd hang you for this.

So it’s just layers of slop on top of carbs? Why did I expect better? Why have I learned nothing of how poor Patrick’s taste in everything is? Brb killing myself.

 

[guest]

Nobody really knows when that started. I think there was some overlap though. Pat used to say he was getting pizzas sent to his place for a couple years and everyone here thought he was full of shit because its such a lame, old, and unfunny prank. Then someone did some sleuthing and turns out he is known among the local pizza places.

Its a pretty funny bit. When i was a kid we would call every local delivery place in the area to one house at the same time and watch everyone flip the fuck out. Still makes me laugh.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

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You think these people have $15 to spare?

If only he knew