Annie Lummox didn't make it
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Eurovision is almost here. Time to bet.
- Thread starter Turk February
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Annie Lummox didn't make it
That was actually a bit shocking for me. I hate him and his song but he was objectively better than Norway.
Fawk yeah! Dvv dvv dvv!
Erika Vikman (Finland) who I've wanted to be in the contest for like 3 years totally fucked up her last few notes. Very embarrassing. I don't think anyone's going to give a fuck.
Edit 1: she is by far the best singer in this contest but I don't like her song. She's usually less optimistic and this song is sickeningly upbeat for me. The only reason I'm not going nuts for Finland is the song itself. Everything around it is great.
Edit 1: she is by far the best singer in this contest but I don't like her song. She's usually less optimistic and this song is sickeningly upbeat for me. The only reason I'm not going nuts for Finland is the song itself. Everything around it is great.
That song does blow I was disappointed
Poland just finished and I'm starting to see what Hitler was thinking.
Speaking of which, here comes Germany. I made no bets on them but this is one of the few songs and acts I've actually added on Spotify. Awesome song. Not a good Eurovision for probably.
Edit 2: oh shit she's nervous. Hadn't hit a single note. They're out. Bottom 6. (Predicting)
Also. After a brief volume battle with the neighbors the Nigerians in my building have figured out they can't compete with my European spirit and chinese subwoofer and have left the house. My first victory of Eurovision 69
Oh damn that song wasn't bad
Greece might be a bit of a dark horse. It's a song you go "wow that's good" then immediately forget about. On a raw emotional response even jaded fans might have been swayed to give it a few votes.
@Turk February I just listened to the Polish song, it's forgettable slop
It's 3 notes. She's only here because she lost 30 years ago. She stinks.
It does have a powerful sound but the lyrics are so corny!
My forgotten wings, I'm a swallow of dreams or some shit. Fucking terrible but go Greece!!!
Side note, I would like to bite the German singers left ass cheek
Not gunna lie. I fucking love Switzerland (on now). It sounds like valium feels. In the best way possible. Won't do well. People will say it's boring.
I'm taking Laura Thorn from Luxembourg but maybe we can swap after.
Malta is on. Let's see if the AI censors out "cunt" this time.
Edit 1: it did
Edit 2: forgot my windows were open and yelled "I'm serving cunt". Didn't think this song would be the one that broke me and made me song along. Fuck that was good. Either that or I'm drinking my Pabst unnaturally fast.
Edit 1: it did
Edit 2: forgot my windows were open and yelled "I'm serving cunt". Didn't think this song would be the one that broke me and made me song along. Fuck that was good. Either that or I'm drinking my Pabst unnaturally fast.
Now Portugal I do have a bet on because everyone has underestimated them every step of the way. It's the new Ween single we've all been waiting for.
Oh damn she's singing in French! Yes she's very bitable too
JFC that Maltese bitch is hideous is she a fat gypsy?
Oh shit I found an uncensored version on YouTube fucking hysterical! She does actually say serving cunt! Hahahahah