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Eurovision is almost here. Time to bet.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

A Simple Country Rube
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La poupee monte le son (ESC fans who speak French will get this reference)

Also. In Quebec they have Blue I'm increments of about 1.5 percent from like 4.5 to 12.5. it's wild to be shit faced off a blue before getting home from a convenience store.
Blue actually kind of rules. I usually get a couple of those huge Blue cans as well as my 12 PBRs just in case. I didn't this time. When I run out of alcohol and I'm not all the way drunk it's bad news. It makes me understand crackheads.
 

Turk February

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Blue actually kind of rules. I usually get a couple of those huge Blue cans as well as my 12 PBRs just in case. I didn't this time. When I run out of alcohol and I'm not all the way drunk it's bad news. It makes me understand crackheads.
I used to be huge into blue and even bigger into Labatt genuine draft (blue without any added flavoring) but they bumped it up in price around 2010 so we parted ways.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Aren’t you a pedophile, @Turk February ?
Not only is he a pedophile, he leeches off the government of his country and is proud of it. He arrogantly decrees other people are stupid, meanwhile he can’t stop drinking to work a 9-5. Probably because he is afraid there might be a child around and he might finally be caught. Keep in mind, his family no longer speaks to him, which he admitted. Wonder why?
 

Turk February

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Runners up of the last 2 years collab and battle. One of the least cringe interval acts I've ever seen. This is going viral tomorrow.

Edit 1: this is some mortal kombat deadly alliance shit. This could have easily won the whole contest if it wasn't an interval act.
 

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Runners up of the last 2 years collab and battle. One of the least cringe interval acts I've ever seen. This is going viral tomorrow.

Edit 1: this is some mortal kombat deadly alliance shit. This could have easily won the whole contest if it wasn't an interval act.

Nobody cares about this queer eye for the straight eye cast karaoke shit, nigga.
 

TravisPickle

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Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Albania was flawless, I'm pretty confident in my betting slip now. The show is over, time for cringe sketches and votes.

Big standouts I didn't predict are Malta, Portugal, and Iceland. They might break the televote and the juries might push Austria to number 1.
I hate to admit the Albanian song was pretty catchy
 

Turk February

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I actually don't even understand how the A&W thing works. We have an identical A&W to yours. But American A&W has nothing to do with it. Even though they make the exact same shit.
 

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I can't believe Austria won, what a dog shit song
I have mixed feelings. The woman who wrote it was Teya from Who the Hell Is Edgar? In 2023 and she was robbed. I'm happy for her. I thought the staging was shit. I actually am okay with the song but I don't want queer popera to become the new formula. It's very similar to last year's winner. I don't begrudge Austria more than some of the runners up.
 
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