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She's Maltese. South of Italy. More Sicilian than Sicily. But she's very aware of it. She's ugly, the lyrics are ugly, the staging is ugly. It's her whole point. She's gross but she can fuck.
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Eurovision is almost here. Time to bet.
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There really is a live AI to censor "boo" since 2024. "Cunt" was added this year. (From the audience)
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I want to find the censored version now and see how it sounds
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She just goes "uhh" in place of "cunt" but you know that audience is roaring it.
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She does have a very bubbly personality
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By far the best staging of the final so far too. It's sexual and not sexy. (Fun, not funny). I'm kind of regretting not putting her higher in my prediction
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France is up now. Projected to be 3rd, I think. I don't get it. I hate the song, the staging looks like a popcorn machine. She's just a super good singer. Everything else sucks.
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Fuck yeah. The guy from Eiffel 65 is up for San Marino now. Miming DJing. This is the shittiest song that rules.
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To explain why Italian is representing San Marino and it's always foreigners. San Marino has a pay to play strategy where anyone in the world can pay to try out for their country. (Rapper pitbull did this one year) It makes for insane national selections.
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Albania was flawless, I'm pretty confident in my betting slip now. The show is over, time for cringe sketches and votes.
Big standouts I didn't predict are Malta, Portugal, and Iceland. They might break the televote and the juries might push Austria to number 1.
Big standouts I didn't predict are Malta, Portugal, and Iceland. They might break the televote and the juries might push Austria to number 1.
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Omg even the chat is spammed with Albania. I am so happy right now. Undeniably shkodre eliktronike with Zjerm did everything right. It's a perfect fucking song and performance. It's just not normal. And the normies hate change. If they don't make top 5 I'm going on a hunger strike and pretending it's voluntary.
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The Lasagna those people stole from me has been avenged. I no longer feel hate.
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Aren’t you a pedophile, @Turk February ?
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You gotta get on the PBR 5.9%. I feel that the extra .9% of alcohol gets me extra drunk.
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Oh also @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda you'll be interested to know, our greatest rogue agent, Celine Dion, appeared in semi final 1 but could not perform because Canadian God has forsaken her so 4 other cursed souls had to perform her song from 1980 which she won the sacred contest with... For Switzerland. Traitorous bitch is suffering.
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It's actually an extra 1.0 if my can is correct.
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Last I heard she has some horrible disease that turns you into a mannequin or something. She really shouldn't have turned her back on us.
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La poupee monte le son (ESC fans who speak French will get this reference)
Also. In Quebec they have Blue I'm increments of about 1.5 percent from like 4.5 to 12.5. it's wild to be shit faced off a blue before getting home from a convenience store.
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Goddamn. I'm gonna a whole 12.0% more shitfaced than you tonight. My buddy's coming over for a fire at 8 and it keeps raining on and off. I just want to get hammered and chop kindling and burn my hands and talk shit about my other friends with my homey.