Do you think Rick will give his smug, KnowItAll attitude in jail?

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Something to remember Pat

'You know what the worst thing about jail is? No, your Lorship. I do not. The violent anal...' - War on Everyone

Lord James Mangan: You know what the worst thing about jail is? Birdwell: No, your Lorship. I do not. Lord James Mangan: The violent anal sex. Do you know what the best thing about jail is, Russell? Birdwell: The violent anal sex? Lord James Mangan: You know, you're pretty quick for an American.

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's go straight to the guards and tattle, which will result in an even bigger ass whooping

100% - he’s forever been the “IM TELLING!!!!” Kid in school.

 

[Turk February]

He’ll be his usual cunty self until he gets his ass kicked. After that, he’ll be on his best behavior.

Pat will win the fight. He is a karate master.

 

[More Worser]

Prediction: Patrick S. Tomlinson will get himself in protective custody and then claim he was “thrown in the hole.”

Bonus prediction: he’ll run down the list of unoriginal cliches, and claim it was really difficult to endure, that he was in a room the size of a bathroom, that he was kept away from the other inmates 23 hours a day (he’ll claim he wanted to be around them and had no problems with them), and that it was the same as being in maximum security lockdown.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I predict he’ll fake a heart attack or have a real one. He’s gonna have some kind of overdramatic freak out episode.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Theres a guy that I worked construction with that was a complete lunatic. Grew up getting in fights all the time, from a rough neighborhood.
He told me he was in county for only a little over 1 day, and that from that he knew he would never ever make it in there.

Even in the navy I’ve seen what isolation and poor living conditions does to people on a smaller scale than jail and even that was kind of scary. Jail should be one of the biggest fears for anyone let alone Patrick

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Escape from Alcohol

 

[More Worser]

Escape from Alcohol

Imagine how hard it’s going to be for him to not have his phone in his hand all day and night. And how easy he’ll claim jail was, while simultaneously claiming it was hard. Ahahahahaha

 

[Jenna]

Imagine how hard it’s going to be for him to not have his phone in his hand all day and night. And how easy he’ll claim jail was, while simultaneously claiming it was hard. Ahahahahaha

50x a day he's gonna tap the pocket where he usually keeps his phone.

"I should check twit... oh right."

 

[More Worser]

50x a day he's gonna tap the pocket where he usually keeps his phone.

"I should check twit... oh right."

I was initially going to say that but then it occurred to me that it never leaves his hand. Think about it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

the first time he 'childs' someone will be a fist to the face

 

[MonsterSteve]

The inmates would stay away from him because he’d be in the corner screaming about stlakers and swaTTing making no sense to anybody. “Yo u see dat crazy ass cracka???”

 

[T. Booth Willy]

If Rick gets arrested he will throw a fit and end up either in the restraint chair or the cell they stick psych cases and people on suicide watch. Getting booked into jail sucks. Its a complete loss of freedom and it's degrading as hell. Regular people have a hard time with it. Rick will come unglued. They force you to strip naked, bend over and cough to make sure you don't have any drugs or weapons up your ass, and if you refuse or get mouthy they'll put you in the restraint chair or the psych cell until you decide to behave. The booking process might be thing that makes him go completely insane. I doubt he spends much time around other inmates. He'll be strapped to a chair screaming like a lunatic the whole time

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Candy Dufresne

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Prison Cake

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If Rick gets arrested he will throw a fit and end up either in the restraint chair or the cell they stick psych cases and people on suicide watch. Getting booked into jail sucks. Its a complete loss of freedom and it's degrading as hell. Regular people have a hard time with it. Rick will come unglued. They force you to strip naked, bend over and cough to make sure you don't have any drugs or weapons up your ass, and if you refuse or get mouthy they'll put you in the restraint chair or the psych cell until you decide to behave. The booking process might be thing that makes him go completely insane. I doubt he spends much time around other inmates. He'll be strapped to a chair screaming like a lunatic the whole time

Spare a thought for anyone who has to inspect Pat's ass.

 

[DominusOdium]

"If they ever try to trace any of those Torswats crypto accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.

The funny thing is - outside my half hovel, I was an honest firebrand, straight as an arrow. Well, I mean I was into things but.... I had to go online to be a crook."

 

[bantadant]

Prediction: Patrick S. Tomlinson will get himself in protective custody and then claim he was “thrown in the hole.”

Bonus prediction: he’ll run down the list of unoriginal cliches, and claim it was really difficult to endure, that he was in a room the size of a bathroom, that he was kept away from the other inmates 23 hours a day (he’ll claim he wanted to be around them and had no problems with them), and that it was the same as being in maximum security lockdown.

Plus he's gonna add that he was put there for the other prisoners' safety, or because he's a "celebrity"

 

[FFWBTdad]

"If they ever try to trace any of those Torswats crypto accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.

The funny thing is - outside my half hovel, I was an honest firebrand, straight as an arrow. Well, I mean I was into things but.... I had to go online to be a crook." View attachment 142856

correctTing the record

 

[FurBurger]

Spare a thought for anyone who has to inspect Pat's ass.

It's going to take a team.

My guess is he'll lie about his alcohol use, and possibly have a seizure from withdrawals. Even if not, it'll be nasty.

Next, he'll mouth off to people as a) he hasn't had his ass kicked enough, and b) he'll assume that don't want to make their sentence longer by fighting.

It's my hope that his first ass kicking is from a white guy, thus signalling open season on him to the blacks.

"No, child. I did not willingly toss your salad. That is your delusion"