Digging through old Howard for the first time and realizing OnA fucking sucks.

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
This clip always gets my ribs no matter how many times I listen to it. The laughter is contagious. Speaking of people getting upset at Jackie for laughing at inopportune moments, Dice fell for it too.

The first of the two Dice vs Jackie battles transpired because Dice heard Jackie laughing at someone with cancer and he called in furious.

This is another rib getting clip where Jackie and Nancy are wasted and passed out at John's beach wedding:



The Jackie drunk at John’s wedding was hilarious, he wouldn’t get off the stage and sang like shit. Jackie was my favorite on the show not just for his writing but because his whole life was funny to goof on - his plugs, the junk he sold, crying about money, the jetty, his wife thinking she’s has a music career as the “Madonna of bayville” being a bitter drunk, his awful music, dead cat Timmy, owning 4 or 5 shitty houses, etc
 
Even from archive sites?
I don't know any archive sites but anything on youtube gets taken down sooner or later. You still can find some stuff on torrents or bitchute but it's tough. I advice anyone to download anything they like. I had to wait like 2 years until the Belzer & Gilbert episode resurfaced again. There used to be a MEGA for all the TV stuff but that's gone too.
Even funnier he would do Seinfeld impressions on stage when they were starting out in the 80s before Seinfeld was known and Jerry would get all pissed. Gilbert would go on stage and make fun of one of the other comedians going on that night! Gilbert had balls and just didn’t give a shit.
I remember Howard once saying that other comics were afraid to smash him since he would just go berserk on them. They also once talked about how Gilbert was hired to do some gig for kids and was told to work clean but after bombing with his 30's movie references just reverted back to making cunt jokes and got thrown of stage in the middle of the gig. He really was the greatest.

And since everyone's posting their favorites:
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I don't know any archive sites but anything on youtube gets taken down sooner or later. You still can find some stuff on torrents or bitchute but it's tough. I advice anyone to download anything they like. I had to wait like 2 years until the Belzer & Gilbert episode resurfaced again. There used to be a MEGA for all the TV stuff but that's gone too.

I remember Howard once saying that other comics were afraid to smash him since he would just go berserk on them. They also once talked about how Gilbert was hired to do some gig for kids and was told to work clean but after bombing with his 30's movie references just reverted back to making cunt jokes and got thrown of stage in the middle of the gig. He really was the greatest.

And since everyone's posting their favorites:

That event was actually a concert for either the Go-Go’s or the Bangles, they had another comedian booked but they cancelled right before and they had to scramble to get someone else and they got Gilbert. They told him the audience was going to be majority young girls and their moms so he had to work clean. Of course little girls don’t like jokes from Gilbert so he just did cunt jokes and yelled cunt over and over. Fawkin legend.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Seriously. Howard Sterns show was better in almost every aspect and the idea that OnA weren’t ripping off Howard is hilarious.

Opie and Anthony tried to recreate the wackpack with their assorted retards. They tried to have this “behind the scenes” show going on with their interns like Howard did with Sal, John, Richard, etc. Hell, Anthony even sounds like Howard if you try to notice it. They copied getting pornstars and strippers on the show to do OUTRAGEOUS things! They disrespected celebrity guests and asked invasive questions.

The only thing Opie and Anthony did was make fun of each other. Howard seems to be about sitting back and letting other people fight. OnA seems to be about everyone fighting with each other and the hosts (save Opie) weren’t afraid to make fun of each other.

I’ve been listening to O&A for about 10 years now. I can name maybe 8 bits that are legendary in my mind. In the past month digging through Howard i could write a whole paragraph on all the funny shit i’ve seen.

Hoo hoo, tell em Fred.
Hoo hoo I invented being a shock jock
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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It was pretty bizarre that they had such a big fight about whether or not Mike opened up a tv he won. Langford was funny but that drop was so fucking annoying and he only got that because he always kissed Howie’s ass.

Even more hilarious because he canned the entire Howard News staff overnight so he could keep a few extra million for Beth’s cats.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Billy West as Marge Schott, if you can find it.

Gilbert Gottfried vs. German Woman

Any Stuttering John segments where he was interviewing celebrities out in the field.

Prank calls to the media (Prince Charles, OJ Simpson, etc.)

Those are from the top of my head. Listened from the mid to late 90s.

Unfortunately you can’t find any of that because he scrubbed the entire show. If you go on YouTube and search “Stern Jackie” there’s less than 5 hours.
 

I_amnot_anyone

Water Buffaler
I’ve been trying to find stern seasons. Where do y’all listen?

I use archive. Org for Oanda and Ron and fez but they don’t have much stern
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT
I don't know any archive sites but anything on youtube gets taken down sooner or later. You still can find some stuff on torrents or bitchute but it's tough. I advice anyone to download anything they like. I had to wait like 2 years until the Belzer & Gilbert episode resurfaced again. There used to be a MEGA for all the TV stuff but that's gone too.

I remember Howard once saying that other comics were afraid to smash him since he would just go berserk on them. They also once talked about how Gilbert was hired to do some gig for kids and was told to work clean but after bombing with his 30's movie references just reverted back to making cunt jokes and got thrown of stage in the middle of the gig. He really was the greatest.

And since everyone's posting their favorites:

Gilbert said he left that gig by going through the peoples hedge row
 
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