Dan WILL be REPORTING LIVE from the Milwaukee Courthouse on August 24th

[chewtoyrapist]

What face do you think Piggy will make when him and Dan lock eyes for the first time? Will it be anger? Fear? Elation with the assumption the cops will immediately arrest him?

Perhaps Rick will stubbornly refuse to look Dan in the eye. "I only will at your sentencing hearing, stlaker."

I remember nadolski saying pat avoided eye contact the entire time except when he started going on about the pepperoni.
"Sir, don't do that."

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

1: Not show, hide in his house or go get drunk at the bar while the court proceedings occur. Pisses off the judge and gets hit with all the requests that quasis lawyer had added to his case. Gets a warrant for his arrest and possibly end up in cuffs by the end of the day.

I agree with everything you said, but he is 100% showing up. He's never denied he's going to the hearing or that it's happening.

On Twitter he is just obfuscating and ignoring the question of whether he'll show (just spamming the "your life is already over, stlaker" paste in response) but a couple redditors have gotten it out of him.

Spicy fella (from /r/all)

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Spicy fella (from /r/all)

"You will respond to your prisoner number, stlaker" Good one, Rick. There's no reason to use that "comeback" outside of mental illness. Aside from the delusion that everyone is going to serve time he seems to think prison is like an 18th century gaol where nobody has any rights and everyone...

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[Slackjawed Cow]

I remember nadolski saying pat avoided eye contact the entire time except when he started going on about the pepperoni.
"Sir, don't do that."

Pat is a coward in person and tries to bottle it up and be personable until he finally boils over and then makes a complete ass of himself with a meltdown. He can only keep up that charade for a small amount of time before he shows everyone what a nutjob he really is. A courtroom environment has to be the worst situation for him and his personality. He cant interrupt. He cant control the conversation. He must answer the questions he is directly asked. He must submit actual evidence of his wild claims. Plus there isnt anything to argue in this case even though pat will try. Pat will try to avoid his debt by deflecting and trying to bring up his troll problems even though that isnt the reason they are there and the judgment is already final. Either way he is royally fucked.

 

[guest]

I agree with everything you said, but he is 100% showing up. He's never denied he's going to the hearing or that it's happening.

And we've never known Pat to lie

 

[FurBurger]

A courtroom environment has to be the worst situation for him and his personality. He cant interrupt.

He fucking can; I've heard him do it.

"Sir, Don't do that."

 

[Imager]

Assuming the no-cameras-in-the-courtroom rule unfortunately sticks, he will still have the sketch artist in the room + Dan will film Patrick walking in, doing da perp walk, and following Pat around with a big camera as "Independent Media". Dan will film "every second I am allowed to" in and around the court.

Pigarazzi