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Dan WILL be REPORTING LIVE from the Milwaukee Courthouse on August 24th

Prison Enjoyer

Have no tits to sag, stlaker.
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Do you have a link?

Because in all the ones I've see Pat's said he owes nothing, there's no hearing, and he won't be seeing Rich Vos at Comedy @ The Carlson on the 10th of August.

(No, but seriously if you have a link I'd like to see it)

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wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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If Dan actually gets footage of pig freaking out in court, I swear I'll never call him a mongoloid, faggot, downs syndrome, try hard, non-bit-getting, fame-seeking, retard spastic stupid cunt face again.

Well at least for a few weeks.

I promise to car crash anyone who posts ill of him.

Unless he's lying, in that case I will Colin those posters.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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What face do you think Piggy will make when him and Dan lock eyes for the first time? Will it be anger? Fear? Elation with the assumption the cops will immediately arrest him?

Perhaps Rick will stubbornly refuse to look Dan in the eye. "I only will at your sentencing hearing, stlaker."
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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The only way I see pat getting off "easy" is he shows up,cooperates, and can cry enough to get pity from the judge and not get reamed for being a stubborn idiot. He would still have to pay of course. I have a hard time seeing pat taking this route.

I think he will either:

1: Not show, hide in his house or go get drunk at the bar while the court proceedings occur. Pisses off the judge and gets hit with all the requests that quasis lawyer had added to his case. Gets a warrant for his arrest and possibly end up in cuffs by the end of the day.

2: Pat shows up representing himself. Arrives unprepared with his financial records. Has a few outbursts mentioning cyberstlakers. Angers the judge and gets hit with 2 contempt charges. Gets dragged out of the court room screaming about nazis and fascists.
 
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