Dan WILL be REPORTING LIVE from the Milwaukee Courthouse on August 24th

[Fat little piggy]

Well it should be easy. Pat has said that Dan has committed crimes. If he's in a literal courthouse it shouldn't be hard to arrest his.

Knowing Pat and Dan they'll probably both end up in the same holding cell by the end of the day.

 

[porquedealer]

Damn he's swamped until 2024...I'm guessing

Sorry your honor we are trying to contact Mr Pawlowski but he is on holiday in Mexico and dropped his phone in a cenote.

 

[NigelCumia]

I'm skeptical after his last "vacation" to Milwaukee

 

[Stent]

Admin implies the existence of Admax.

 

[Meownaw]

Admin implies the existence of Admax.

The existence of Stent implies the existence of Stbalrogs.
Lord of the Rings yumor.

 

[porquedealer]

No, Dan being there doing Dan things. Now he can prepare for that but imagine how funny it would have been if he didn’t know and he walks into court with Dan sitting there in the front row looking like this:

There is a charm to having rick stew for 4 weeks uncertain whether this is a bit or not.
frantically oinking to any authority in a bid to stop it happening.
The whole time, comedy funsters are reporting on all the different crazy bits that "Dan" is preparing with his insightbux for rick to dwell on.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There is a charm to having rick stew for 4 weeks uncertain whether this is a bit or not.
frantically oinking to any authority in a bid to stop it happening.
The whole time, comedy funsters are reporting on all the different crazy bits that "Dan" is preparing with his insightbux for rick to dwell on.

The only problem for Rick is that the US is all about transparency and public access. Even a funster like Dan can go and see the wheels of justice spin, as long as he breaks no laws.

Pat can kick and scream about stlakers and terrorists all he wants while the Milwaukee court officials just laugh at him (and then handcuff him for being in contempt).

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I'm a Dan Fan

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

• Dan says he'll be careful, won't break any laws while in Milwaukee, and will talk to the court bailiff about his presence before the hearing starts
• Assuming the no-cameras-in-the-courtroom rule unfortunately sticks, he will still have the sketch artist in the room + Dan will film Patrick walking in, doing da perp walk, and following Pat around with a big camera as "Independent Media". Dan will film "every second I am allowed to" in and around the court.
• This is not a bit, no joke, no bullshit.
• Possible meetup at Hooli's after, but he will not go to Patrick's house (again, he's keepin it all legal).

edit: format

Dan, I know you're here with a sock account. I admire your commitment to da show. However I don't think Tubbs will show up

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Sorry your honor we are trying to contact Mr Pawlowski but he is on holiday in Mexico and dropped his phone in a cenote.

Cenote? Is that a lake filled with bat shit?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Dan wasting a bunch of time and money on a hearing that'll last 2 minutes because Pat won't show up will be funny.

 

[JebJoh]

I'm praying I'm not locked up in the mental hospital on that date

Why should that date be any different? (Heh …. See what I did there?)

 

[JebJoh]

Basically this. I applaud his guts but a million things could go sideways even though Dan's never committed any crimes upon Fatso. Walking by on a public sidewalk and even taking video of fat retards isn't illegal.

He should cover this case like the Long Island serial killer. No crime in that and pat is decidedly more interesting. Unfortunately he only uses black children in his pepperoni operation so nobody really cares or notices them missing.

 

[PickleRickle]

Can the courtroom sketch guy draw an unrelated picture of what a pig would have looked like in the courtroom if he did show up? Make sure you stipulate that before this whole thing goes down or you'll end up gettin fuck all.

 

[FurBurger]

Pat is also very obviously NOT going to skip, read the fawkin other threads here today. He's already told a felony-texter that he will indeed be going (and enjoying it).

Do you have a link?

Because in all the ones I've see Pat's said he owes nothing, there's no hearing, and he won't be seeing Rich Vos at Comedy @ The Carlson on the 10th of August.

(No, but seriously if you have a link I'd like to see it)

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Cenote? Is that a lake filled with bat shit?

the only c-note he should be worried about should be in an envelope addressed to the court

 

[PickleRickle]

I wish all of the Funsters could make it. Would be like a reverse season finale of Seinfeld. Right down to Quasi finger waving "VETTY BAD MAN." No soup nazis though, just nazi nazis.