Dan just dropped the docs

[Harry Powell]

What if I told you I'm working that angle too?

All fawkin’ day long brotherman. I would print and frame the sketches

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Just pay a bunch of day laborers

He'll just think it's @aRTie02150 and Wormkiller

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

All fawkin’ day long brotherman. I would print and frame the sketches

I know a service that'll print it on canvas for a reasonable price.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

What if I told you I'm working that angle too?

If some random aspiring podcaster were to clandestinely record audio on their phone and anonymously release it later, that would be a legendary move. Professional radio, been-doing-this-he-was-eight-fawkin-teen" tier, even. Shame we don't know anybody like that...

 

[Kurt_Love]

If some random aspiring podcaster were to clandestinely record audio on their phone and anonymously release it later, that would be a legendary move. Professional radio, been-doing-this-he-was-eight-fawkin-teen" tier, even. Shame we don't know anybody like that...

Probably can't bring a phone into the courthouse, brotherman

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Probably can't bring a phone into the courthouse, brotherman

is it illegal, or just 'rules'?
you can buy a pen camera for less than $20

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Probably can't bring a phone into the courthouse, brotherman

Depends on the court. If phones are a no-go, wear a cheap wire. I'm sure there's ways to get something through a Midwestern metal detector.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

is it illegal, or just 'rules'?
you can buy a pen camera for less than $20

Judges of a court in session can pretty much by definition erase some of the the distinctions between the rules and the law. That said it does depend on the courtroom.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

His estate would go to probate, wouldn't it? Any outstanding debts would be taken out of anything he has left before anyone around him gets a taste. Hope Annabelle wasn't counting on becoming the niggeroni heiress.

What, fawking Tard College fund is a thing now?

Immabail's future is
A molestered by her third, creepier dad
B queen of all mudsharks
or
C teen runaway found dismembered

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

I'll assume you was only jokin.

Just doing my best Boomia impression, babe. But sherioushly though folks, abide by all your local laws or at least don't do anything that could give Pat the satisfaction of seeing you end up in jail too.

 

[patrick is fat]

Depends on the court. If phones are a no-go, wear a cheap wire. I'm sure there's ways to get something through a Midwestern metal detector.

i've heard the buildings there have lots of steel in them.

 

[guest]

Steamed ham is what Pat's going to be in front of the judge.

So Ham like in angry?

 

[guest]

quasi posted on the old forums, that he generally always asks for a court reporter and audio if needed at his expense. The purpose is to preserve the record in case of a potential appeal. We won't know unless quasi says and hes gay of course. He'll likely have his attorney request it though based on his previous statements.

That's not expensive. When I was a paralegal I used to set that shit up. The firm can jack up the cost like 500% without breaking a sweat. The actual time/money I shelled out to secure a depo was like 80$ for a case involving a poor person. Rich people needed to see nice hotel conference rooms.

deposition

 

[Udders]

Even if we just end up with a transcript, Bam and Mewler can voice act it for us.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

I remember seeing an inmate photo of that kid from maybe a few years ago and he looked absolutely broken and dead inside. He also had long hair and I have a feeling it wasn't his choice to grow it out.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

don't do this or encourage it you monumental faggots.

 

[fricklefrackle]

I’m wondering if Pat is so delusional at this point he actually convinced himself he is an ACTUAL TOUGH GUY that in jail nobody would mess with. It’s very clear he’s lost all touch with reality when it comes to his mental health and he thinks he can delay this reality forever and when he does go to prison all the other inmates will look at him as an equal.

He'll definitely be Fat Ass.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

If pat gets arrested I hope he ends up on 60 days in. Watching the other inmates react to his faggy voice and cunty mannerisms would be hilarious.