Dan just dropped the docs

[Antwan Kumiya]

Someone stick an apple in the fat fucks mouth, we are having a fucking Luau! Swine is on the menu and lots of it!

 

[CuntFucker .]

Maybe Xatrick is willingly going to prison for media attention, hoping a perceived perversion of justice will be correcTed under public pressure.

 

[Udders]

Not many shows get better in the fifth season and after, Pat should win awards for being such an asshole.

On a personal note, thank you Pat for the entertainment and wonderful times we've had, its better than any fiction could ever be.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy wants to get in trouble at this point, him and niki are convinced this will lead to them getting famous for resisting a court order.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Maybe Xatrick is willingly going to prison for media attention, hoping a perceived perversion of justice will be correcTed under public pressure.

I think this is actually their plan. Especially with the confirmation on that podcast that Niki is just as bad - if not worse - than Pat.

 

[guest]

Bonny and Clod

 

[guest]

Patrick needed to play the reverse-karma cheat code, instead of "await prison" he should have texted: "Cherish freedom" to everyone, maybe then he'd not be dealing with this kafka-esque joke

 

[PickleRickle]

I fawkin needed this today, boys. This is good. This is real good. Quasi is a smooth operator. Can Ricks goose have gotten any more cooked than this? I dont think so. I cant wait to see him meltdown in front of the judge.

 

[gassers]

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Patrick needed to play the reverse-karma cheat code, instead of "await prison" he should have texted: "Cherish freedom" to everyone, maybe then he'd not be dealing with this kafka-esque joke

Boqqles wwaw the quasi lost bit right now? Might need some more spin.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

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Pawolskis affidavit confirming a skipping of exam.

Did he really go ducking through alleyways after niggi and/or lynne dropped him off? He posted pictures from a bar that same day. The doodles are oopsied, and can't be un-oopsied

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

That’s all the highlights, apologies for shitting up the thread.

FYI both docs are worth reading in full. Everyone here should take a look at this behind-the-scenes look into the collections process and how Pawlowski lays shit out in this ridiculous case.

This is like manna from heaven. What a great fucking day already.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Not many shows get better in the fifth season and after, Pat should win awards for being such an asshole.

On a personal note, thank you Pat for the entertainment and wonderful times we've had, its better than any fiction could ever be.

Loved this season's reveal that Niki is actually a villain.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Has anyone texted or X'ed him these documents so he can deny they exist?

 

[guest]

Boqqles wwaw the quasi lost bit right now? Might need some more spin.

Quasi's lawyers just filed a motion, child

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I for one, will continue being contrarian/obnoxious until I see Judge hitting gavel on the table.

 

[guest]

Goddammit, you hilarious fucking faggots. How am I supposed to do any work today?

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

He’s been purposely fattening himself up for the coming hunger strike in prison.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If he goes to prison and there's a news report confirming it, can someone explain to me why that should not be put up on Wikipedia?

 

[Sue2]

Loved this season's reveal that Niki is actually a villain.

She’s getting that divorce. Wait quietly.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]