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[NigelCumia]

Tapped out the second I heard Boomia.

For anyone who endured this, was there anything of interest about the contempt hearing that we didn’t already know? I’m guessing not from the comments.

Dan said that when he arrived he was going back and forth whether to post a photo of the place on twitter decided 'fuck it, what's it matter now'. He goes down the hall and Pat is yelling and putting his phone in his lawyers face saying 'see! Look what they're posting, theyre here!' And Dan did the Grandpa Simpson back down the hall.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’d come on his show but he’s never asked. What a goober!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

[Larry King] How important is the comedy?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

the energy is low, I was geting my wobble on after the postman brought my treats & decided to do a fun style show, would you listen to this:

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

the energy is low, I was geting my wobble on after the postman brought my treats & decided to do a fun style show, would you listen to this:

> britbong

I'm so sorry, LockedHDD.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

> britbong

I'm so sorry, LockedHDD.

should I do it in an american accent?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He said he has evidence that Jackie is a fed asset. I found that interesting but Jackie isn’t to everyone’s interest.

She’s certainly been fed, that’s for sure

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

should I do it in an american accent?

I was moreso lamenting how you live in a homosexual country where your daughter can be groomed raped and murdered by @Wisconsin.gov's extended family and the only one who will go to prison over it is you for complaining about it. Nice 'empire', stupid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I was moreso lamenting how you live in a homosexual country where your daughter can be groomed raped and murdered by @Wisconsin.gov's extended family and the only one who will go to prison over it is you for complaining about it. Nice 'empire', stupid.

you're not wrong

 

[PickleRickle]

Twice per hour Dan needs to go to the phones and let funsters say retarded shit. Thats all he's ever needed to do to make this show work. And kick Boomia unless he's got something to actually say, and not "blblblblblbl Hildy blblblblblbl my son blblblblbbl" fuck

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Boomia is the hole

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can't tolerate boomia

The only legitimately funny and witty thing I've seen Pat say in the last 5 years is when he said Boomia "sounds like somebody who auditioned for Sopranos but was turned down for being too much of a racially offensive stereotype".

I have to give the pig that one.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Dan is a coward with a pre-owned brazilian 4 tranny wife.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

The only legitimately funny and witty thing I've seen Pat say in the last 5 years is when he said Boomia "sounds like somebody who auditioned for Sopranos but was turned down for being too much of a racially offensive stereotype".

I have to give the pig that one.

Fawk that’s a good one

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Dan is a coward with a pre-owned brazilian 4 tranny wife.

I'd take your call on my show, you might get roasted tho' - all in good fun, I run a fun show

 

[Meownaw]

Dan is live is one of the more depressing thread titles.

 

[bantadant]

the way Dan was satisfied by the PayQuasi amount having many 4s and 5s was very nephew-esque

 

[It’s Meboe]

Dan tried to tell the story when he walked into the courtroom and Pat’s flip out. He obviously struggled so he had to refer to this kiwi post. Sounded a little fishy when he was telling the story.

Here's the link to the timestamp

 

[Malibu Pat]

Dan tried to tell the story when he walked into the courtroom and Pat’s flip out. He obviously struggled so he had to refer to this kiwi post. Sounded a little fishy when he was telling the story.
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Here's the link to the timestamp

How did he struggle exactly?