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I remember when boomia used to creepily own me by saying his 12 year old daughter's body was better than mine. Can't stand the dude since then.

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I remember when boomia used to creepily own me by saying his 12 year old daughter's body was better than mine. Can't stand the dude since then.
Dan also leaked his own streamyard link for this show and had a wacky funster call in with what I assume was also a Nikocado meme.
He would crush your head with one handBoomia was somewhat charming the first 10 minutes of the first podcast, now I just want to force feed him homemade mozzarella sticks before throwing hot oil on his face.
Shut the fuck up mush mouth holy shit
Well yeah, it's a really fat handHe would crush your head with one hand
You wonβt believe where he put the other half! Tune in to find out!Boomia sounds like he has a half of a veal parmesan sangwich in his mouth.
Itβs closest the poor tard has ever gotten to a reference. Leave it alone.O&A would have spent 20 minutes alone on that awful South Park Chewbacca defense impression...
He said he has evidence that Jackie is a fed asset. I found that interesting but Jackie isnβt to everyoneβs interest.Is there anything that hasn't been posted yet, court-wise? Why would anybody tune in to be drip-fed something that we mainlined all morning?
Patience, brother.It would be nice if Dan took calls to discuss everything, but most funsters just choke.
I don't buy that shit. You sure he didn't say Fat Asshat?He said he has evidence that Jackie is a fed asset.
The kiwis need a fellow tard to spoonfeed them everything that happens here, funster.Iβll try to pick the energy up next time, funsters. This has all the pep of a city counsel meeting yet has over 100 viewers for some reason.
Btw I hope Boomia dies live on my show.
Good job, funster. All in w da boomia gravy and mucus deathIβll try to pick the energy up next time, funsters. This has all the pep of a city counsel meeting yet has over 100 viewers for some reason.
Btw I hope Boomia dies live on my show.
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