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Dan:2_sinks:should put out an open call for people who want to be on NPS, Boomia just sucks ass and Dan can only monologue so much (and it gets really repetitive, and then some).

Just ask for any funsters who want to be on the Friday podcast that week and bring one or two of them on for the full ep, only dropping them if they're shit. He'll have a good rotation of talking to different funsters week-through-week and likely find a (much better) co-host/regular-guest in due time.

IDK why he's so hesitant and barely ever uses the Nanaphone, and drops callers after 90 seconds whenever he does. Monologue podcasts from anyone are always shit, need to have at least 1 other person there for the sake of discussion.

NPS has a lot more potential, but only if it expands. High hopes!
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Suetonius

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Dan:2_sinks:should put out an open call for people who want to be on NPS, Boomia just sucks and Dan can only monologue so much (and it gets really repetitive, and then some).

Just ask for any funsters who want to be on the Friday podcast that week and bring one or two of them on for the full ep, only dropping them if they're shit. He'll have a good rotation of talking to different funsters week-through-week and likely find a (much better) co-host/regular-guest in due time.
He should just genuinely do auditions for hosts. But Dan wouldn’t want to hear what needs to be changed about this.
IDK why he's so hesitant and barely ever uses the Nanaphone, and drops callers after 90 seconds whenever he does. Monologue podcasts from anyone are always shit, need to have at least 1 other person there for the sake of discussion.
Because he can’t fawwwkin hanggg, funster. For a fan of O&A for “20 years” he picked up nothing from them
 
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Boomia stinks. Just rambling nonsense, static on his line..always going off in 5 different directions.

Dan was so not bothered by SETs doc drop that he only mentioned it 3 or 4 times.

The day trip to MKE sounds almost worth it for the spectacle. Hope theres another, longer hearing in the future.
 
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Dan:2_sinks:should put out an open call for people who want to be on NPS, Boomia just sucks ass and Dan can only monologue so much (and it gets really repetitive, and then some).

Just ask for any funsters who want to be on the Friday podcast that week and bring one or two of them on for the full ep, only dropping them if they're shit. He'll have a good rotation of talking to different funsters week-through-week and likely find a (much better) co-host/regular-guest in due time.

IDK why he's so hesitant and barely ever uses the Nanaphone, and drops callers after 90 seconds whenever he does. Monologue podcasts from anyone are always shit, need to have at least 1 other person there for the sake of discussion.

NPS has a lot more potential, but only if it expands. High hopes!
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If he opened up nanaphone too long the rascals would take over and the show and it might get funny ...goal is to tease and get likes and subs, not laughs
 

Suetonius

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Instant ways to improve NPS that Dan will never undertake:

Structure the show more like a hang…like O&A. Talk about the topics of the day…don’t just autistically read a court document and riff about unrelated shit. How about you actually have jokes in there.

More caller interaction and calls in between topics. Extremely hard and probably breaks the flow but more interesting. Except Dan can’t riff with anyone not Boomia level retarded.

Soundboard. We need some faaawwkin car crashes and OH GOOD LORDs in here.

Get rid of Boomia for christ sake. Literally any one of you would be a better cohost. It’s not just that Boomia is retarded. Dan is retarded. If you had at least one person with a personality and humor the show would be better. And it would be even better with two. And it would be even better if it wasn’t just the Dan show but the Dan and someone else show.
 
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His stock has really plummeted lately. No one even cares about the doxx he was so desperate for us to figure out for a year.
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Milk74

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If he opened up nanaphone too long the rascals would take over and the show and it might get funny ...goal is to tease and get likes and subs, not laughs
I wish this was true, but every time it's just "Hey, you're on the air", *silence

Months ago I got a long call in, but I was drunk and it was kinda cringe
 

Uncle Floyd

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Dan:2_sinks:should put out an open call for people who want to be on NPS, Boomia just sucks ass and Dan can only monologue so much (and it gets really repetitive, and then some).
That's how the first few episodes were, and they were hit-or-mostly-miss. Some people who were (still) hilarious on the Forums couldn't carry the funny over to the podcast.

Awkward and clunky is being generous. To Dan's credit, he tried -- but he wasn't seaworthy enough to captain any ship.

Dan's, without question, one of the top contributors to LitCrit and I give him major respect for even attempting a show, but I don't think having funsters come in studio for a hang will reduce the ho-hum factor of NPS.

Not everyone who's a killer on the forums can carry that heat over to a live format.
 
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