Da Opster has had it with all the faggot Cumia ballwashers, Destroyer Mode ACTIVATED!

[satanssockpuppet]

“Hey Colin. We need a headshot to use for promo and the back of your newest N people book.”

“I have the perfect photo”

He deserved to die an ugly death for this alone. Him and Nana will be together soon burning in hell. Hopefully in a Popeye’s line that never ends or a Newark TSA line.

A black beauty salon. Nine or ten FN women, with huge asses, and ropey hair, dancing, singing, twerking and cackling with abandon. "WAP" playing on a continuous loop. There's a table, with a beer, a phone, and a gun, but Nana has no arms or legs, and cannot reach them. This is Nana's Hell.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Furthermore, Ronnie B at multiple points during the show cracked jokes at his own expense and jokes that made Colin Flaherty look like the good guy, and this did nothing to satisfy his boomer ego. Colin barreled through his defensive tough guy shit even when Ronnie was trying to include Colin in the fun.

At one point Ron tried to make an ice-breaking joke that the heated discussion between two middle aged men would lead to the least impressive fistfight ever and aware-as-ever Colin smugly quipped something along the lines of: "Because you'd be on the floor in 10 seconds." This coming from a man who'd die of a heart attack like 5 years later.

Opie didn't want the show to end because he was a businessman first and foremost who recognized the power of the O&A brand even still residually holds today. Aintfunny and Norton on the other hand conspired to make Opie quit so they would keep their gig and not have to have the captain of the ship asking them why they haven't done any of their duties. They wanted to be co-captains of a cruise ship where they walk around the boat drunk and not have to guide it through the waters.

Ant and Jim wanted to be the captain of the Costa Concordia while the Destroyer was the guy telling them to get their asses back on board.

A black beauty salon. Nine or ten FN women, with huge asses, and ropey hair, dancing, singing, twerking and cackling with abandon. "WAP" playing on a continuous loop. There's a table, with a beer, a phone, and a gun, but Nana has no arms or legs, and cannot reach them. This is Nana's Hell.

I Have No Hands and I Must Tweet.

 

[LingerLonger]

The O&A partnership was like a married couple who survived a lot of bullshit together, without turning on one another... But then they had a miscarriage (Losing FreeFM/WXRK) and they never recovered.

That was a big one. But the merger was what really destroyed the show. Sirius hated O&A and did everything to try to destroy the show. Anthony's nigger rants were not even close to what Artie had done on air verbally. And Artie was also doing heroin in the Sirius building and bringing his dealers into the building and yet wasn't fired. If Artie had done a full on Twitter rant against niggers or faggots it would have been joked about on Stern the next day with zero consequences. There was a point where Artie was flat out threatening to murder people like Sal, Teddy, or High Pitch Mike on air and Stern got to just play it off as a 'joke' with no human resources intervention.

The irony is that basketball superstar opie got a pass to call them niggers from his days on the court yet he refrains. That’s the difference between these two men.

Artie Lange told this EXACT story on Stern once. That he was playing pickup basketball with a bunch of blacks and one of them kept saying "pass the ball, nigga". And so he said it himself, to try to get the ball, and they knocked him out for using the word 'nigga'. Some of the parts are practically verbatim. Artie or Opie absolutely stole the story from the other. Both played basketball a lot, but both are also huge liars with their stories, it's a tough call.

I have no doubt that one of them stole this story from the other. Artie put a variation of this joke into his act even.

It seems pretty clear once Opie lost free FM and realized he’d be stuck working for Howie and Mel forever that he pretty much gave up and just collected a paycheck until Anthony got himself fired.

Exactly. Sirius was a Stern company. They'd pay him $100 million every year to work three days a week for 25 weeks a year. He had lower ratings than O&A and his two channels ended up being barren of programming. Why put in anything but the most minimal effort at that point? Especially when both companies had done things like throw millions at Oprah or Eminem for doing nothing as well.

Opie was right though, their personal lives going in different directions def contributed to the riff.

Anthony is a closeted homosexual, drunk, and gambling addict. Opie has nothing in common with him. Of course they never hung out. None of the comics ever really did anything with Anthony either except attend a Compound Party or two. Most of the staff avoided Anthony as well except for Daniel Ross. We know that Anthony would spend most nights alone on social media and drinking.

And Opie was oblivious/willfully ignorant of all of it.

We all know that the comics knew that Norton was a homosexual. Guys like Patrice or Bobby would openly call Norton a queer to his face when he hit them with a strong insult because they knew it was a soft spot for him. But I wonder how many comics or O&A staff suspected that Anthony was a sodomite as well. Opie joked in one of the Real Rock TV segments that Anthony was secretly gay. Looking back Anthony's faggotry is constantly on display all the way back to WAAF and his childhood stories.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

That was a big one. But the merger was what really destroyed the show. Sirius hated O&A and did everything to try to destroy the show. Anthony's nigger rants were not even close to what Artie had done on air verbally. And Artie was also doing heroin in the Sirius building and bringing his dealers into the building and yet wasn't fired. If Artie had done a full on Twitter rant against niggers or faggots it would have been joked about on Stern the next day with zero consequences. There was a point where Artie was flat out threatening to murder people like Sal, Teddy, or High Pitch Mike on air and Stern got to just play it off as a 'joke' with no human resources intervention.

Artie Lange told this EXACT story on Stern once. That he was playing pickup basketball with a bunch of blacks and one of them kept saying "pass the ball, nigga". And so he said it himself, to try to get the ball, and they knocked him out for using the word 'nigga'. Some of the parts are practically verbatim. Artie or Opie absolutely stole the story from the other. Both played basketball a lot, but both are also huge liars with their stories, it's a tough call.

I have no doubt that one of them stole this story from the other. Artie put a variation of this joke into his act even.

Exactly. Sirius was a Stern company. They'd pay him $100 million every year to work three days a week for 25 weeks a year. He had lower ratings than O&A and his two channels ended up being barren of programming. Why put in anything but the most minimal effort at that point? Especially when both companies had done things like throw millions at Oprah or Eminem for doing nothing as well.

Anthony is a closeted homosexual, drunk, and gambling addict. Opie has nothing in common with him. Of course they never hung out.

Opie and Anthony used to hang out all the time in Boston, to the point Jennifer and Sandy became friends. This would later become the big wedge in their personal relationship. Opie was put in a rough spot after the divorce as Sandy was still friends with Jennifer. Cumia would bring Melinda to the studio all the time at NEW, which made things even more awkward. Cumia of course doesn’t take any responsibility for marrying and later divorcing a woman he wasn’t even attracted to and then parading his new younger more attractive girl around.

I’d argue that Cumia isn’t necessarily a closeted homosexual like Norton but a hedonist. Like a lot of wealthy baby boomer, he subscribes to “if it feels good, do it”. Sex, drugs and rock n roll Long Island trash style if you will.

None of the comics ever really did anything with Anthony either except attend a Compound Party or two.

I’d say they definitely did hang out outside of compound parties, especially when they were on the road doing those virus shows, or going to see the comics perform in NYC.

Most of the staff avoided Anthony as well except for Daniel Ross. We know that Anthony would spend most nights alone on social media and drinking.

This is just objectively false. Anthony was a witness at Travis’ wedding. Travis would regularly with his wife and kid spend Christmas at the compound, well after both @BenDovid and Anthony’s firing from Sirius. I think Travis does keep in contact with Cumia but he doesn’t make it public as Cumia is a drunk racist pedophile. Than and Derek would hang out at the compound as well. Danny just so happen to like drinking, gambling and video games more than Travis.

We all know that the comics knew that Norton was a homosexual. Guys like Patrice or Bobby would openly call Norton a queer to his face when he hit them with a strong insult because they knew it was a soft spot for him. But I wonder how many comics or O&A staff suspected that Anthony was a sodomite as well. Opie joked in one of the Real Rock TV segments that Anthony was secretly gay. Looking back Anthony's faggotry is constantly on display all the way back to WAAF and his childhood stories.

 

[BUBBLER]

When I knew him and Joe they got high school girls with coke those who didn’t do coke were disgusted by them.

Now hold on nigga you need to elaborate on this

 

[BUBBLER]

Aintfunny was talking about the Ronnie B incident recently and he completely forgot Colin Flaherty's name. LOL



Hey dummy, Opie tried commanding his attack dog Aintfunny and that's exactly what started the bad blood between them. You have no idea what you're talking about, but that doesn't stop you from talking. Chomp.



Furthermore, Ronnie B at multiple points during the show cracked jokes at his own expense and jokes that made Colin Flaherty look like the good guy, and this did nothing to satisfy his boomer ego. Colin barreled through his defensive tough guy shit even when Ronnie was trying to include Colin in the fun.



Opie didn't want the show to end because he was a businessman first and foremost who recognized the power of the O&A brand even still residually holds today. Aintfunny and Norton on the other hand conspired to make Opie quit so they would keep their gig and not have to have the captain of the ship asking them why they haven't done any of their duties. They wanted to be co-captains of a cruise ship where they walk around the boat drunk and not have to guide it through the waters. They ALL took for granted the contributions of Opie that they were once able to articulate, before the fall.

The O&A partnership was like a married couple who survived a lot of bullshit together, without turning on one another... But then they had a miscarriage (Losing FreeFM/WXRK) and they never recovered. After that, the resentment between them enveloped the partnership. It was just around this time that they had their first on-air fight (after over a decade together) the original Blueberry Incident. This was the first TRUE blow to the show's atmosphere. It was never the same again.

It didn't help that Norton was covertly putting the screws to Opie. It didn't help that their pal of over a decade Patrice died randomly, making it one less thing on earth they had in common. It didn't help that the satellite companies merged and they lost all their influential execs in the move over. It didn't help that the new company downsized the show's role in every way, and had no clue what Aintfunny was capable of years before. It truly wasn't their fault going by the shows they had under their umbrella to think that Aintfunny was useless and maybe that Opie was a low energy host. It didn't help that Norton and Aintfunny were trashing Opie behind his back, which led to Opie's paranoia (justified) which led to a dip in his performance, as well as an obsolete role with the show because there was nothing to promote or pump up in between breaks. It was a talk show in a closet.

They went from breathing down Howard's neck and satirizing the format he created... live shows at bars and major venues... Fuck sake, they sold out MSG for Dice... A few mere years later they were sitting in a closet talking about cuck porn with a failed comic who sucked dick all his life. Yeah, you'd lose your passion too.

Opie also has two children to provide for so of course he would keep the show going

 

[LingerLonger]

Opie was put in a rough spot after the divorce as Sandy was still friends with Jennifer.

The funniest time of this was when Jennifer emptied their joint bank account of all its $40K in cash. Then used some of that money to pay for a cruise ship vacation for herself with Opie and his girlfriend coming along. And Anthony seeing a preview of Jennifer eventually wasting all of her divorce settlement money in the future and having to squat in a foreclosed house without power or water.

Cumia of course doesn’t take any responsibility for marrying and later divorcing a woman he wasn’t even attracted to and then parading his new younger more attractive girl around.

He married his brother's girlfriend. Then didn't have sex with her during the marriage. It was a doomed relationship. Anthony used to lie and say that his ex-wife wanted kids and he'd fake cumming inside of her and pretending like he was trying for them as well. But there's no way any sex was happening at all. Her threatening to out their real sex life in court, and him paying her millions to immediately settle, was telling looking back. When Patrice kept pressing Anthony on what the big secret was and Anthony kept deflecting it was hilarious. The secret was that Anthony was a closet case who wanted to wear mommy's shoes.

I’d argue that Cumia isn’t necessarily a closeted homosexual like Norton but a hedonist.

Anthony is a closet fag who used dick pills to be with women. To the point where he had a few heart attacks from dick pills. Norton also dated women and is a full blown AIDS infected mental case. Stern is another closet fag and so was Fez. Radio seems infested with these weirdos. Look at Bubba and Brent and their entire cuckold lifestyle. Show business is one sick world.

Anthony's ideal partner is a Sue Lightning type. We know he let it slip on air that he watched gay porn on occasion 'for the laugh'. Guy's own father thought he was gay. His best friend Richard also thought he was a homosexual enough to confidently ask him for oral sex. Guy is just a lisping sashaying queer when he drinks.

 

[BUBBLER]

Anthony's ideal partner is a Sue Lightning type. We know he let it slip on air that he watched gay porn on occasion 'for the laugh'. Guy's own father thought he was gay. His best friend Richard also thought he was a homosexual enough to confidently ask him for oral sex. Guy is just a lisping sashaying queer when he drinks.

Always remember to include the fact he would watch gay porn with Danny

 

[JebJoh]

Now hold on nigga you need to elaborate on this

I was in high school, we did battles of the bands to raise money for proms and parties. Joes bands would show up Joe was 30 by then and his bands were crappy, they lost to harmonica bands.

They always had coke.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

contributed to the riff

 

[captainjapan]

Too bad Joe Cumia spent so much money on cocaine. If he had saved that money he could afford eggs and cheese in his old age.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

The funniest time of this was when Jennifer emptied their joint bank account of all its $40K in cash. Then used some of that money to pay for a cruise ship vacation for herself with Opie and his girlfriend coming along. And Anthony seeing a preview of Jennifer eventually wasting all of her divorce settlement money in the future and having to squat in a foreclosed house without power or water.

He married his brother's girlfriend. Then didn't have sex with her during the marriage. It was a doomed relationship. Anthony used to lie and say that his ex-wife wanted kids and he'd fake cumming inside of her and pretending like he was trying for them as well. But there's no way any sex was happening at all. Her threatening to out their real sex life in court, and him paying her millions to immediately settle, was telling looking back. When Patrice kept pressing Anthony on what the big secret was and Anthony kept deflecting it was hilarious. The secret was that Anthony was a closet case who wanted to wear mommy's shoes.

Anthony is a closet fag who used dick pills to be with women. To the point where he had a few heart attacks from dick pills. Norton also dated women and is a full blown AIDS infected mental case. Stern is another closet fag and so was Fez. Radio seems infested with these weirdos. Look at Bubba and Brent and their entire cuckold lifestyle. Show business is one sick world.

Anthony's ideal partner is a Sue Lightning type. We know he let it slip on air that he watched gay porn on occasion 'for the laugh'. Guy's own father thought he was gay. His best friend Richard also thought he was a homosexual enough to confidently ask him for oral sex. Guy is just a lisping sashaying queer when he drinks.

Who doesn't watch gay porn for the goof, right gang?

 

[lowend73]

A black beauty salon. Nine or ten FN women, with huge asses, and ropey hair, dancing, singing, twerking and cackling with abandon. "WAP" playing on a continuous loop. There's a table, with a beer, a phone, and a gun, but Nana has no arms or legs, and cannot reach them. This is Nana's Hell.

And all they say is “Obama president naw !” You know, all Black women from doctor to streetwalker says this daily. What a hateful old queen. He probably had Black girls in high school make fun of his hand me down clothes and beat up sneakers

Black people are the bane of Nana’s existence

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Whenever someone called him "odd" for going to a high school prom in his 50s, his immediate response was to attack: "You're just jealous. You're all jealous that I'm living the dream of dating a teenager!"

It was a weird way of telling on himself, and the creepy bubble he lived in where the other grown men in his life were like "You're the man Ant! Go to the prom at 51!"

Nana is more into telling other men about his affinity for underage girls than he's into the girls themselves. If it was really his "thing", he'd keep quiet about it, and just do it, but he always makes a huge show out of gloating and bragging about it around other men. He very much wants these men to be aware of how virile and potent he is, which I assume is due in large part to his secret homosexual urges, and his fear of not being able to suppress his homosexual urges around those men. So he wildly overcompensates, and pretends to be a cooze hound who loves the young stuff.

 

[JebJoh]

Nana is more into telling other men about his affinity for underage girls than he's into the girls themselves. If it was really his "thing", he'd keep quiet about it, and just do it, but he always makes a huge show out of gloating and bragging about it around other men. He very much wants these men to be aware of how virile and potent he is, which I assume is due in large part to his secret homosexual urges, and his fear of not being able to suppress his homosexual urges around those men. So he wildly overcompensates, and pretends to be a cooze hound who loves the young stuff.

Wasn’t there a story from him about going to a high school reunion with a teen and being asked to leave? He really wanted everyone to know he was with a girl 40 years younger than them.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Wasn’t there a story from him about going to a high school reunion with a teen and being asked to leave? He really wanted everyone to know he was with a girl 40 years younger than them.

He thought his former classmates would be awe stricken by his hot teen date. He simply has no idea how actual, real, heterosexual adult men think. This is exactly what I'm talking about. If he was really into teen girls, he'd be shacked up with them and fucking them into oblivion, not trotting them out so other men could see how virile he is. Other men noticing it is the thrill for Nana. He gets off on the perceived envy. And there's only one reason why a grown man would concern himself with what other men think about his sex life. He's insecure and frightened about being outed as a fag. And he's terrified of adult women, as he fears them noticing how gay he is as well.

 

[LingerLonger]

Wasn’t there a story from him about going to a high school reunion with a teen and being asked to leave? He really wanted everyone to know he was with a girl 40 years younger than them.

He also tried to take a high school girl to prom in his 50s but was stopped by the school. He even brought this up on the air like he was some victim and that people at the school were jealous. Like the principal and teachers were lusting over teenage pussy like Anthony and were angry that some alpha male was showing them up on their own turf. He also looked to the staff for support but even Norton just gave the usual "it's a tough one, man" speech.

Anthony once took a girlfriend to the hospital for being 'sick' and then she was checked into pediatrics because she was a teenager. And the doctor tried to call police on Anthony for sex trafficking or grooming and actually had to be talked down by both Anthony and his girlfriend. The doctor tried to make Anthony leave the room at first and he refused, and when he finally left, the doctor asked the girl what their exact relationship was. Pretty much everyone assumed that this 'sickness' was either alcohol poisoning or coke overdose. As both Anthony and Joe had a history of getting underage girls drinks and drugs.

He took another girlfriend to the hospital for a mental health episode, hinted as being drugs as well, and she was remanded to a mental health facility and not allowed out for her own well-being. Doctors didn't want to release her not just because they felt that she was suicidal or mentally ill. But also because the person who wanted her released into his custody was Anthony. And the hospital staff were obviously grossed out by Nana and were reluctant to hand Count Cumia a potential victim for him to drain.

Anthony's ex-wife Jennifer probably has a few of these similar style stories that she's prohibited from sharing due to the divorce settlement. Where she knows of Anthony grooming young girls or other war stories with Brother Joe from her early romance. Absolute freak show of a family.

 

[PogromStallone]

He also tried to take a high school girl to prom in his 50s but was stopped by the school. He even brought this up on the air like he was some victim and that people at the school were jealous. Like the principal and teachers were lusting over teenage pussy like Anthony and were angry that some alpha male was showing them up on their own turf. He also looked to the staff for support but even Norton just gave the usual "it's a tough one, man" speech.

Anthony once took a girlfriend to the hospital for being 'sick' and then she was checked into pediatrics because she was a teenager. And the doctor tried to call police on Anthony for sex trafficking or grooming and actually had to be talked down by both Anthony and his girlfriend. The doctor tried to make Anthony leave the room at first and he refused, and when he finally left, the doctor asked the girl what their exact relationship was. Pretty much everyone assumed that this 'sickness' was either alcohol poisoning or coke overdose. As both Anthony and Joe had a history of getting underage girls drinks and drugs.

I realize our feelings about Nana has changed since the show but are we really going to pretend this wasn't hilarious?

 

[JebJoh]

I realize our feelings about Nana has changed since the show but are we really going to pretend this wasn't hilarious?

Hilarious in a disturbing way.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I realize our feelings about Nana has changed since the show but are we really going to pretend this wasn't hilarious?

It’s STILL hilarious!