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Da Opster has had it with all the faggot Cumia ballwashers, Destroyer Mode ACTIVATED!

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Timely reminder for all Cumia ballwashers to please kill yourself immediately, the world is a better place with you dead.

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What a King.
 

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What was Anthony right about with Opie exactly? Beyond pointing out things the fans noticed years before, of which Ain’tfunny never had the balls to say outloud until he was unceremoniously FIRED on his day off (and an entire year went by after - Ain’tfunny was afraid to criticize him hoping the band would get back together). Wow, Opie is sensitive? He’s not the funniest guy in the room? That really takes a Nostradamus to figure out. Ant’s such a genius for noticing that in a guy he worked with for 20 years.

Meanwhile EVERYTHING Opie said about Ant was true. He was the fawkin problem. He should have left it alone because the tings they were saying about Ant were WAY worse. He was a drunkard who couldn’t show up on time and this would affect his solo show. Jim and Sam will fail. Compound will fail. Opie was prescient in what Ant would do and how he would go up in flames. Fuck these stupid ballwashing fags.
 

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Btw I can predict exactly how Ant will respond to this, just like he responds to everything else.

Act incredulous that someone you shit talked is shit talking you back. Blow off all their criticisms as nonsense that you can’t even believe. Try to turn it all back on them with whataboutisms. Admit to some criticisms but downplay it as “not that bad” to save face. Because you’re so hurt you try to insult them to get back at them but just look like a bitter asshole. No humor at all save hack old movie references. “WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING???”. Ask the audience if they still find him funny. “What do you mean no one likes me??? Jimmy likes me! Travis likes me!” This clip will be 2 hours long.
 

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Btw I can predict exactly how Ant will respond to this, just like he responds to everything else.

Act incredulous that someone you shit talked is shit talking you back. Blow off all their criticisms as nonsense that you can’t even believe. Try to turn it all back on them with whataboutisms. Admit to some criticisms but downplay it as “not that bad” to save face. Because you’re so hurt you try to insult them to get back at them but just look like a bitter asshole. No humor at all save hack old movie references. “WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING???”. Ask the audience if they still find him funny. “What do you mean no one likes me??? Jimmy likes me! Travis likes me!” This clip will be 2 hours long.
“I like me. Jimmy likes me, Jimmy’s he-wife likes me. My ballwashers like me. Cause I’m the genuine article. What you see is what you get.”
 

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Opie haters always go after the same shit. He was boring. He wasn’t funny. He fucked up the flow. His bits were stupid. He got so lucky witb Anthony. His stories were fake. On and on and on they go.

Is that right? Interesting. It seems to me that Opie was the one who decided to give a lazy unproven HVAC guy who was shitting in spackle buckets and stealing from his boss his first job in radio, even though it was his retarded older brother who made the introduction happen.

Without Opie, Anthony would be one of those conman contractors that does half the job then steals your money all so he could be a daytime bar fly in Mastic.
 

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Without Opie, Anthony would be one of those conman contractors that does half the job then steals your money all so he could be a daytime bar fly in Mastic.
I’ve worked with these dirty fucking guidos before. Ant is 100% the guy who would fuck up the job because he’s a lazy piece of shit and then justify it.

“He wasn’t fucking paying me enough! I had to spend my own money on extra materials! So fuck his kitchen!” Ok, did you talk to him and explain the price would be more and he’d have to cover it? “No!”
 
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The Opester knew we were treading water here so he’s starting 2025 out with a bang! You know how bad the Bennington comment in particular hurt Nana. Even someone as un-self-aware as Nana has to be sick inside knowing one of the only notable moments from the last ten years of your life was one of your closest friends publicly telling you how much you’ve changed and how unfunny you are now, followed by that friend never talking to you again.
 
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I’ve worked with these dirty fucking guidos before. Ant is 100% the guy who would fuck up the job because he’s a lazy piece of shit and then justify it.

“He wasn’t fucking paying me enough! I had to spend my own money on extra materials! So fuck his kitchen!” Ok, did you talk to him and explain the price would be more and he’d have to cover it? “No!”
You’ve never worked with anyone you lying retard. What are you today? A fag with autism? A business owner? An investor? A lunch pail totin blue collar type?

End of the day you’re an unfunny tard who tries desperately to “fit in” (whatever the fuck that means here)
 
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Today was a good day for Ope in my YouTube marathon too. Aug 31 2009. Ant boasts about bringing a 17 year old to his HS reunion. More and more fans begin calling in to say how creepy Ant is. GH musta been grinning ear to ear.
Whenever someone called him "odd" for going to a high school prom in his 50s, his immediate response was to attack: "You're just jealous. You're all jealous that I'm living the dream of dating a teenager!"

It was a weird way of telling on himself, and the creepy bubble he lived in where the other grown men in his life were like "You're the man Ant! Go to the prom at 51!"
 
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