He just salts the earth every now and then
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Maybe thats where he need to hire someone to dig out that root.
I don't know if @Caverlock has this but there was once a time he replied to someone with a good sized yard and Pat had a snarky comment about how much effort it would be to take care of it. Mr 6 Figures totally unaware that when you can afford a big enough piece of land you most likely pay other people to take care of it unless it's a passion of yours to begin with.
If he did own a lawnmower where would he store it? He has no garage or shed. Does he keep it in the half house?
Reminder that Rick tried to portray his yard work laziness as promoting diversity and being inclusive. And apparently he eats dandelions. A mid truffle hunt snack I assume.
EDIT: More shitty homeowner Rick with a brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
Why would Niki put up with jokes like that? "Hey my wife is a homewrecking whore! I sure shouldn't trust her, huh folks? What a slut!"
There it is. TYFYS. What a fucking dumb cunt he is. Fat too.
He venerates dandelions as if they were bluebells or poppies. They’re fucking weeds, gaywad. Then again this is the guy who thinks hideous yellow and brown sunflowers are the height of floral beauty.
I bet mowing the lawn was his chore as a kid and he resented having to do it. So now as an adult he finds every reason to not do it.
This fat fuck is going to get a riding mower so he doesn’t have to get off his flat ass to mow his 6x6 “yard.” Oh wait no he’s not, he owes Quasi $38k and counting lol.
He grazes on the edible leaves
Jesus, lazy people will do anything to justify their laziness.
“Most people hate that I dont pick up my dogs poop, but it fertilizes the land, is food for flies, and gives a boring green lawn some pizzazz. I never understood the obsession with picking up dog poop”
I FUCKING HATE when he takes a simple word like "grass" and does that quirky over explain it with multiple words thing he does. He did the same thing with sasquatch and I wanted to throw a brick at his face.
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Never saw this. Why would you ever disclose that info? What a stupid classless faggot
“I’m so attractive that Nikki couldn’t resist being almost a home wrecker. Heh.”
So true
“If you like the way a well manicured lawn looks, you’re obsessed.”
You gotta hand it to Pat. To ironically use their retarded, awful nigger phrase: Pat “understood the assignment.”
He is a GoodBoy (read: GoodGoy) to the nth degree, not only holding all the political positions he is supposed to but also making dishonest and false misrepresentations of the people he is attacking.
And like all GoodGoys, he only respects cultural traditions of nonwhites. If niggers had a rich history of crisp, uniform lawns of invasive Kentucky Bluegrass he would grovel about how cool that is. They wouldn’t be “obsessed,” they’d be meticulous and have high standards.
He would concoct cockamamie stories about how the reason blacks like well manicured lawns is that it began post-slavery as a way of having control over the one thing they could control in their lives - their lawns - during a horrible, terrible, unfair, racist era in which Whites would be mean to them for no good reason but also because Whites were scared that niggers, being superior, would take over.
(Unfortunately, their actual history is of murdering, raping, enslaving, stealing, littering, destroying things for fun, and being loud and “easily annoyed.”)
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They can just stick their asses out the window and cut hot ones into the ol fartbox
I’ve never seen any man, straight or gay, find as many excuses as Pat does to remind everyone he’s had sexual intercourse. He has no idea that his keen desperation is really fucking obvious. All his pathetic rock bottoms have trap doors.