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He just salts the earth every now and thenDoes Pat own a lawnmower? I dont think he's ever mentioned cutting the grass. Granted his "yard" is like the size of 3 Susan's but he tweets about everything he does.
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He just salts the earth every now and thenDoes Pat own a lawnmower? I dont think he's ever mentioned cutting the grass. Granted his "yard" is like the size of 3 Susan's but he tweets about everything he does.
Maybe thats where he need to hire someone to dig out that root.I dont think so, pretty sure the firepit is back near the backwards fence.
Not sure what that thing is. Could that be a manhole cover and the tan around it is the concrete? Just when you think you've got a full grasp on how shitty his sty is a satellite image exposes a sewer entrance on his property.
I don't know if @Caverlock has this but there was once a time he replied to someone with a good sized yard and Pat had a snarky comment about how much effort it would be to take care of it. Mr 6 Figures totally unaware that when you can afford a big enough piece of land you most likely pay other people to take care of it unless it's a passion of yours to begin with.Does Pat own a lawnmower? I dont think he's ever mentioned cutting the grass. Granted his "yard" is like the size of 3 Susan's but he tweets about everything he does.
I don't know if @Caverlock has this but there was once a time he replied to someone with a good sized yard and Pat had a snarky comment about how much effort it would be to take care of it. Mr 6 Figures totally unaware that when you can afford a big enough piece of land you most likely pay other people to take care of it unless it's a passion of yours to begin with.
Why would Niki put up with jokes like that? "Hey my wife is a homewrecking whore! I sure shouldn't trust her, huh folks? What a slut!"brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
There it is. TYFYS. What a fucking dumb cunt he is. Fat too.View attachment 64985
Reminder that Rick tried to portray his yard work laziness as promoting diversity and being inclusive. And apparently he eats dandelions. A mid truffle hunt snack I assume.
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EDIT: More shitty homeowner Rick with a brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
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This fat fuck is going to get a riding mower so he doesn’t have to get off his flat ass to mow his 6x6 “yard.” Oh wait no he’s not, he owes Quasi $38k and counting lol.I bet mowing the lawn was his chore as a kid and he resented having to do it. So now as an adult he finds every reason to not do it.
He grazes on the edible leavesHe venerates dandelions as if they were bluebells or poppies. They’re fucking weeds, gaywad. Then again this is the guy who thinks hideous yellow and brown sunflowers are the height of floral beauty.
Jesus, lazy people will do anything to justify their laziness.View attachment 64985
Reminder that Rick tried to portray his yard work laziness as promoting diversity and being inclusive. And apparently he eats dandelions. A mid truffle hunt snack I assume.
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EDIT: More shitty homeowner Rick with a brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
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Rahul, comment?“Most people hate that I dont pick up my poop, but it fertilizes the land, is food for flies, and gives a boring green lawn some pizzazz. I never understood the obsession with picking up poop”
I FUCKING HATE when he takes a simple word like "grass" and does that quirky over explain it with multiple words thing he does. He did the same thing with sasquatch and I wanted to throw a brick at his face.View attachment 64985
Reminder that Rick tried to portray his yard work laziness as promoting diversity and being inclusive. And apparently he eats dandelions. A mid truffle hunt snack I assume.
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EDIT: More shitty homeowner Rick with a brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
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Reminder that Rick tried to portray his yard work laziness as promoting diversity and being inclusive. And apparently he eats dandelions. A mid truffle hunt snack I assume.
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EDIT: More shitty homeowner Rick with a brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
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“I’m so attractive that Nikki couldn’t resist being almost a home wrecker. Heh.”Never saw this. Why would you ever disclose that info? What a stupid classless faggot
“If you like the way a well manicured lawn looks, you’re obsessed.”View attachment 64985
Reminder that Rick tried to portray his yard work laziness as promoting diversity and being inclusive. And apparently he eats dandelions. A mid truffle hunt snack I assume.
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EDIT: More shitty homeowner Rick with a brief Sex Haver Pat cameo:
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They can just stick their asses out the window and cut hot ones into the ol fartboxView attachment 64823
Yep. You can see how it used to be a garage like the one on 2601. It probably just collapsed due to neglect and he’s to poor to have replaced it by now. He’d rather go on shitty vacations than have a place to park Susan in the snow.
Also note how close the monkey house is directly north. They can probably climb right across to Niki’s window without touching the ground.
I’ve never seen any man, straight or gay, find as many excuses as Pat does to remind everyone he’s had sexual intercourse. He has no idea that his keen desperation is really fucking obvious. All his pathetic rock bottoms have trap doors.Never saw this. Why would you ever disclose that info? What a stupid classless faggot
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