Crybully gets his fence order dismissed

[TheNanaDook]

It would be quite comical to see Pat chasing after it with a broom

RIBS

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It would be quite comical to see Pat chasing after it with a broom

Of course this photo has been edited to add Pat’s standard level of greasiness. For some reason, he didn’t break a sweat during the half marathon he claims to have completed.

 

[AntSucks]

You don't need a drone as you can can literally just drive past; the property has an alley at the back, and no back fence - so you can see it clearly from a public thoroughfare.

Is that public or considered a shared private driveway?

 

[Harry Powell]

Is that public or considered a shared private driveway?

It’s a public alley. He just has a parking spot off of it. You can walk 2’ away from Susan and not be on his “land”.

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine Patso firing his Chink Glock wildly into the sky trying to shoot down a drone. Shotspotter called!

 

[More Worser]

Imagine Patso firing his Chink Glock wildly into the sky trying to shoot down a drone. Shotspotter called!

 

[guest]

It’s a public alley. He just has a parking spot off of it. You can walk 2’ away from Susan and not be on his “land”.

Yep. You can see how it used to be a garage like the one on 2601. It probably just collapsed due to neglect and he’s to poor to have replaced it by now. He’d rather go on shitty vacations than have a place to park Susan in the snow.

Also note how close the monkey house is directly north. They can probably climb right across to Niki’s window without touching the ground.

 

[GooGobbler]

Is that his fire pit in the middle of the lawn on the south side of his house? Look how close it is to the neighbor's house. Can you imagine your neighbor having a fire pit so close to your house? You'd be getting smoke in through your windows! If Pat was my neighbor I'd be mighty peeved (I'd also be black)

 

[guest]

Is that his fire pit in the middle of the lawn on the south side of his house? Look how close it is to the neighbor's house. Can you imagine your neighbor having a fire pit so close to your house? You'd be getting smoke in through your windows! If Pat was my neighbor I'd be mighty peeved (I'd also be black)

I think the fire pit is on or right next to the pavement in the back, which is even worse.

 

[stealthygeek]

Is that his fire pit in the middle of the lawn on the south side of his house? Look how close it is to the neighbor's house. Can you imagine your neighbor having a fire pit so close to your house? You'd be getting smoke in through your windows! If Pat was my neighbor I'd be mighty peeved (I'd also be black)

I dont think so, pretty sure the firepit is back near the backwards fence.

Not sure what that thing is. Could that be a manhole cover and the tan around it is the concrete? Just when you think you've got a full grasp on how shitty his sty is a satellite image exposes a sewer entrance on his property.

 

[Udders]

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Yep. You can see how it used to be a garage like the one on 2601. It probably just collapsed due to neglect and he’s to poor to have replaced it by now. He’d rather go on shitty vacations than have a place to park Susan in the snow.

Also note how close the monkey house is directly north. They can probably climb right across to Niki’s window without touching the ground.

They couldn't have built that section 8 tenement any closer if they wanted to. What poor planning that was.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I dont think so, pretty sure the firepit is back near the backwards fence.

Not sure what that thing is. Could that be a manhole cover and the tan around it is the concrete? Just when you think you've got a full grasp on how shitty his sty is a satellite image exposes a sewer entrance on his property.

Could it be where stump was? they used a stump grinder so roots where left go and probably sticking out of ground

 

[stealthygeek]

Could it be where stump was? they used a stump grinder so roots where left go and probably sticking out of ground

That makes sense, I bet you're right. Too bad, would've been a great addition to pepperoni cartel lore. Stealing black children straight off the bowl midshit, fighting off the Ninja Turtles in the sewers, etc

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Just when you think you've got a full grasp on how shitty his sty is a satellite image exposes a sewer entrance on his property.

How do you think our surveillance team enters when Pat’s not home?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It would be quite comical to see Pat chasing after it with a broom

A broom would imply anyone in the half-sty ever cleans anything.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I dont think so, pretty sure the firepit is back near the backwards fence.

Not sure what that thing is. Could that be a manhole cover and the tan around it is the concrete? Just when you think you've got a full grasp on how shitty his sty is a satellite image exposes a sewer entrance on his property.

Yeah, it makes an appearance during the swatting video and is in the most useless place possible.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

A broom would imply anyone in the half-sty ever cleans anything.

Pat is “into things.” And things are into him sometimes, if they can fit.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It would be quite comical to see Pat chasing after it with a broom

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Does Pat own a lawnmower? I dont think he's ever mentioned cutting the grass. Granted his "yard" is like the size of 3 Susan's but he tweets about everything he does.

 

[guest]

Does Pat own a lawnmower? I dont think he's ever mentioned cutting the grass. Granted his "yard" is like the size of 3 Susan's but he tweets about everything he does.

The grounds, you mean? Yes child, he tends them with skill and precision.